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pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once. #spinefludrawspokemon
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there's no I in "hokey pokey"

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is that good

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If you see verified bail funds, ping me so I can amplify.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

in the words of Fruit by the Foot [corporate brand account] "[LAPD] eat my damn ass"

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The correct way to connect the authoritarian presence in LA and the Big Beautiful Bill is that the bill gives the government the resources to do this in dozens of cities at once. So if you don't like what's happening in LA, it's coming to your town if the bill passes.

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#ripcohost

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why'd my brain make this

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inventing a reverse-CPAP machine that wraps around my butt and vents outside for night fart dispersal

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starting my own andor subreddit where politics is allowed, but pro-zionist stances and glup shittoism are forbidden.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

what if trump just nationalizes twitter

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oh, didn't see you there; come in and ritz with me a bitz!

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they should make short acting vicodin for when you hit your funny bone

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Eat a Hot Dog to regain 1 HP 1 MP

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.

submitted 9 days ago • 65 comments

solgaleo / shiinotic plays like a g.d. dominion deck

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What world does Bitcoin want to build for itself? defector.com/what-world-d...

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

kid rock is the fred durst of ted nugents

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spacex debris as an ill-advised cloudseeding experiment to combat global warming

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The job market is now worse for recent college grads than the overall job market. The root cause is unclear but it seems to be a confluence of factors. The leading theory is that AI + experienced employees reduces the need for entry level workers. Another is tariff uncertainty and COVID overhang.

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watching Heavy Metal (1980) for the first time and my dad was right to not let me rent this from Pick N Save as a kid, i'd have been so annoying if i watched this at age 10

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when i say lowtax you say speedrun

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www.imposter-review.org/blog-2-1/2-p...

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This worked which means it is all true

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

watching my gf play myst (her first time!) and no-scope 59v and walk away from the generator room has given me an aneurysm

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

North of Dakota

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giving your kid the middle name "The" would be such a ridiculous flex

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charmin should've made an animated pope doing the same thing as its bears.

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tim robinson and jennifer coolidge should make a show together

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half of one, six dozen of the other

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what if i have adult onset juvenile diabetes

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