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this mf was made of worms, you can’t fool me

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I support the US garment industry. I don't believe in making life harder for immigrants or erecting blanket tariffs. So how can we reshore some of our US garment manufacturing without xenophobia or protectionism? Here's my view. 🧵

submitted 3 days ago • 86 comments

Measles

submitted 10 days ago • 452 comments

grandma’s backyard is equal parts time capsule and graveyard

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submitted 20 days ago • 103 comments

the speed of my scroll after seeing the “shooters shoot” subject is a MAN.. should be studied

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

there are few things I regret more than becoming Too Important at work

submitted 23 days ago • 18 comments

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

submitted 25 days ago • 73 comments

Embracing nihilistic optimism. Maybe things will not matter in a better way tomorrow

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

supervisor wants to discuss her “ideas to use AI in your work” 🫠

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

sorry to egg-post but y’all are truly in the trenches. I’m buying grocery store ethical eggs for $6 a dozen. and the price is dropping every week. Texas has very little rn but we do have HEB.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

HOW DARE YOU TAKE THIS FROM ME

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

landlord and i have been cool for 2 years, hardly even interacted but today he had his landscapers hack apart a gorgeous tree that attracts butterflies all summer so I’m about to call up for every slight inconvenience I have around here

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i knew gabby would be serving cunt and comedic relief this season but ALSO securing a faithful victory ? !!!!!!! #TheTraitorsUS

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I hope she brings a gun to the final roundtable. #TheTraitorsUS

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!" democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*

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tom being delusional af even in death I’m crying #TraitorsUS

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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

submitted 42 days ago • 48 comments

Danielle acting like Carolyn crossed her first is sending me #TraitorsUS

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

never watched a minute of hockey in good faith but my whole heart is with Canada tonight except the part that is dedicated to Gabby always #TraitorsUS

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

watching: #TraitorsUS rooting for: Canada (Nations Face-Off hockey)

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

submitted 51 days ago • 66 comments

BREAKING: Almost everything

submitted 52 days ago • 11 comments

lol I genuinely sort of think they’re going to kill me while my senators tweet about grocery prices and never make a peep

submitted 53 days ago • 50 comments

Miley and Britany Howard PLEASE my little gay heart is going to give out #SNL50

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Andy Samberg’s insistence on a The Lonely Island style sketch every time he returns feels like he’s still trying to make fetch happen #SNL50

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hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 55 days ago • 212 comments

catching up on Severance triggered a Lost rewatch. its been 6 days and I’m 35 episodes deep.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

submitted 58 days ago • 1124 comments

guess I’ll get into white collar crimes since it’s the only profession supported by the current regime

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 60 days ago • 226 comments

Rob taking down Wes and Derrick on his way out was actually beautiful, good riddance to you all #TheTraitorsUS

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Rob’s gonna skate through bc Tom had a good take for once but his credibility is shot oh my god #TheTraitorsUS

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

wild murder choice. it should be so obvious but this cast is so under Robs spell 😭 SAVE US GAGGY #TheTraitorsUs

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

submitted 64 days ago • 617 comments

need an order for a moratorium on asking me how i am at work for the next 4 years

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar swept the Grammys and we still have fools running around saying hate isn't the answer

submitted 66 days ago • 74 comments

i would like a word with the groundhog

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

submitted 68 days ago • 213 comments

what are y’all wearing for the first day of trade wars? I’m thinking some flame resistant, since we’re in hell now.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 70 days ago • 622 comments

RFK Jr trying to distance himself from the antivax movement is like Bob Seger denouncing old time rock and roll.

submitted 71 days ago • 95 comments

Oh no Colombian President Gustavo Petro has released another track

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

why is no one talking about tiktok removing captions on 2x speed it’s nice that it’s back or whatever but what the hell

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments