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Connie | she/her | mid-30s | UK | gay pirate content | nsfw 🔞 | my fics: https://archiveofourown.org/users/cochineal
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Trying to keep this in mind. What do we think, crew? Good enough for the #ofmdcraftfair?

#sexualsunday idk man

friendly reminder that ed is canonically submissive and breedable for his captain. just in case you forgot.

yk that thing where you pick up a pair of tongs and click em together a few times just cuz? yea i think stede gets a similar urge to smack ed's hole with his dick a couple times before he enters

learning how to draw them again

okay here is what i deleted earlier for sexual sunday, this time not as a thread but a screenshot of my notes under the filter. please don't expect something beautiful or poetic or super freaky out of this, it's just something i posted and then became self-conscious and deleted it 😁

The dynamic in this is TOP TIER I WANT TO YELL

made new gifs today for the first time in like a month (thanks @merryfinches.bsky.social for inspiring me <3) and wauw. i forgot how fun it is. honestly i've been making fewer gifs lately bc it's so tiring and demotivating to see them stolen all the time. just give credit and we'll all have more fun

I joined the #ofmdfluffvember fun in the #OurFlagMeansDeath fandom. And I like to play with gender expression. Especially in case of Ed, who looks lovely in his dress, just got a bit insecure about it, and needs some reassurance. #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🏴‍☠️

I’m pleased to say this post has united the whole fandom. Discourse is ended, we all hold hands and sing.

oh god....please send help

Angry kitten

Ed’s beautiful princess hair. You agree.

needs his chin kissed a lot. this is urgent

night cap 🧡 🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

stede sucking on ed’s clit like a ring pop

Older "Our Flag Means Death" Ink pieces I made after the release of season one. #kaseyart #ofmd #penandink #illustration

Everytime ao3 goes down and Ed gets sad because he can’t read his bedtime stories, Stede tells him an X-rated version of the man with a hook for a head.

Film of all tiiiimee

what's Ed thinking about? 🤔

do you guys also spend most of your day thinking about the fact that taika improvised the foot touch because he felt like ed would want to touch stede in some way during that scene but they physically couldn’t reach each other so he just instinctively slid his leg over or are you all normal

Oh look at that, the bisexual is bisexual 😂 sexvalues.github.io

ok shut up, Antwan isn't blushing and this isn't a date date anyway. They're work colleagues now, it's just a work date...

Ed: I'm scared I'm unlovable. I'm not a good person. Also Ed: literally the easiest man to love ever precisely because he's been through the worst shit the world has to offer but remains kind and hopeful and gentle and good, and he doesn't even realize how easy it is to love him

A gay little hand here A gay little hand there

he certainly is saying some lines in this show huh

soem of my ofmd memes 🍹

kinda cool!! #wipwednesday

Ed seeing Stede for the first time in every AU:

Here's to the perfect raid #ofmd #pixelart

post a meme made by you. I love to meme

Heard Rhys auditioned for Bilbo! Well, here are Ed and Stede on the way to a costume party 🥰💕 (can’t remember if I posted this here, but it’s for my dear @blakbonnet.bsky.social who is currently swimming the deep depths of Bagginshield 😘💕) #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Two fave flavors for edstede: Ed, pining to death Stede, aggressively oblivious

BELOVED FRIENDS. I am OVERWHELMED WITH JOY. We've raised SIXTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for trans kids. Crafters, buyers, bidders: YOU ALL ARE AMAZING. Keep bidding, keep buying—let's see what we can do. #ofmdcraftfair

Ok have some #wipwednesday - step dad Ed is taking Alma to her first gig :)

Apropos of Everything.