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mfw he calls me daddy

brb telling my grandmother who has spent the last 30 years watching every episode of columbo on a constant loop she needs a dopamine fast

One day people will believe 90s television was a myth - "22 episodes? Every one exactly 42 minutes long? A likely story"

www.youtube.com/shorts/AMsFp... #discoelysium

HOLD ME IN YOUR HEART TONIGHT IN THE MAGIC OF THE DARK MOONLIGHT

babylon five you will always be topical

Harry... it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *shot-put*. Your inexplicable facial hair... #discoelysium

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chloe sevigny in luca guadagnino movies

Fuck it. Rewatching Transformers One to see my friends again

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

There's only 16 episodes of this podcast how is this even possible

If you told me the photo of the Unabombers cabin in air force storage was from the Federal Bureau of Control I wouldn't bat an eye, nothing has ever looked more like a paranormal entity in real life

I don't think Ariana is anorexic - I just think Kristin Chenoweth is living inside her body like the babadook

I made a gameplay mechanic so people might actually use alignment in dnd 🥧Good Aligned Characters gain an Inspiration die after using the Help Action

gorgeous but pronounced like bourgeois

im a pink pony girl, and I dance at the clerb

Stop calling yourself a degenerate Stop calling the things you like brainrot Be kind to yourself

Forget weighted blankets, I want this

When Trixie Mattel said "As gay people, we get to choose our level of unemployment" i felt seen

There's an alternate universe where David Tennant & Michael Sheen were the leads in Hannibal & Good Omens starred Hugh Dancy & Mads Mikkelsen

thogposting

just discovering Michael Sheen played so many gay roles its actually making me uncomfortable

Taking a break from Baldur's Gate 3 and all my pets are dead