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spitecho.bsky.social
Modern drinking problems require modern drinking solutions.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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Halfway through The Brothers Karamazov. Grushenka and Fyodor Pavlovich would be the ultimate spiteful bitch power couple. #DostoevSky

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Merry Heartmas!

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The first rule of fam clurb is you do not talk about fam clurb.

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I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

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listen up, fuckers

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Uhhhhh... @haileypiperfights.bsky.social ... why do I keep finding shit that I need to tag you in? 😆

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"Due to my severe alcoholism..." is how I'm beginning every email from now on. #jimebrown

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Olivier salad is great if your New Year Resolutions include "Eat more mayonnaise" and "Poop uncontrollably" www.befluentinrussian.com/post/olivier...

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The official theme song of late-stage capitalism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJEP...

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The motivational cat poster in my office has taken a turn.

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the Caganer! I couldn't think of a rhyme, just stoked this guy is a nativity scene tradition in Spain.

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I searched for Festivus on this flippin' website and the top result was a closeup video of a li'l pud covered in christmas lights.

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Got a bottle of whiskey and a hand massager at the office white elephant party. Told my boss if anyone needs me, I'll be in the restroom.

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Still screaming 😱😱😱

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Trying to manifest a Paul Rudd Mexican dwarf porn lookalike named Raúl Pudd.

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the excruciating pain of being alive

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Torrented some dodgy subtitles again

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My black market 3D-printed organ ring got busted after I mixed up the heart files with a Thingiverse rubber duck and the patients kept squeaking

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SIMPLY HAVING A

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Never Ending Pasta Bowl, Day 1919: Slowly beginning to realize the distant, frenetic howls I've been hearing from the shadowy corners of the Olive Garden were my own. But, at $10.99, this is still a pretty good deal.

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Promises, promises...

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It's almost pumpkin spice season

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This week I painted these John Chen models! Thank you!!

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and eat ass. And I've just swallowed my last piece of bubblegum.

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