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He/Him Video games, comic books, synthwave, anime. My favorite shows all began in 1989- Simpsons, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell and Baywatch
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I think I could still throw a spinning heel kick

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

As far as attractive pop stars go, I always preferred Pepa over Salt

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely incredible turn out at MN State Capitol! #HandsOff

submitted 32 days ago • 538 comments

#HandsOFF #StPaul

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I said I wanted a CRT, not CTE!!!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

submitted 49 days ago • 52 comments

Goodnight sweet principal 💤

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to find a stranger in the Alps

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

Motherfuck Marky Mark and is prayer app

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t even like the show but I love watching clips of House on YouTube shorts

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Being an adult is putting your cart away in the nearest cart corral. NOT finding the one across the aisle and trying to fucking fire it over as hard as you fucking can.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone wanna go see Helmet at the Varsity a week from Monday?

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I said I wanted to listen* to Interpol, not be investigated my them

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

I wanted chili peppers on my pizza, not in my ears!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It took 8 seasons for Love is Blind to get licensed music.

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Like for Led Zeppelin, Repost for 2 Cold Scorpio

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

I’m that asshole that tells people they NEED to watch The Wire

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

If your snowblower gets snagged on a rug, you might be from east side

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I’m trying hard to understand the appeal of watching a championship game where your team isn’t in it.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment