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He/Him Video games, comic books, synthwave, anime. My favorite shows all began in 1989- Simpsons, Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell and Baywatch
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I said I wanted to listen* to Interpol, not be investigated my them

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I wanted chili peppers on my pizza, not in my ears!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It took 8 seasons for Love is Blind to get licensed music.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Like for Led Zeppelin, Repost for 2 Cold Scorpio

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

I’m that asshole that tells people they NEED to watch The Wire

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

If your snowblower gets snagged on a rug, you might be from east side

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’m trying hard to understand the appeal of watching a championship game where your team isn’t in it.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Behold.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

What is this man so intently watching?

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Name your god and bleed the freak

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

In New York City a guy can pay $10 to watch two cops have sex in a cage.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Wolverine- Jean, I love you Jean- ok but you have to fuck cyclops too Wolverine- ok

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was a nu-metal drummer

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Do you know anyone who would refer to a good song as a “bop”?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Ok the courtroom scene in #AirBud was a fridge too far for me. Probably the only part I’ve seen previously. But I guess it works

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The chase scene in #AirBud was funny how the clown’s truck kept falling apart. I legit laughed when the steering wheel flew off

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Goddamn the mom in #AirBud is 🔥

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

I’m watching #AirBud from the beginning for the first time. It’s not that bad.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The bear is sticky with honey.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I think someone in my office today is wearing #JNCOs but I’m not gonna ask

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

All I have to do is watch the first three minutes of #MacGyver and I’m hooked #samsungtv #tvland #paramount

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

open.spotify.com/track/0Kz3AA... This is tight

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments