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splashman.bsky.social
I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.
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Always be wary before plunging your hand into a bucket of sharps.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

That guy who ran the length of Africa is now planning to run the length of New Zealand. Africa I get but I'd have thought the bus service would be better in New Zealand.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I've lost interest in Traitors now Marianne Faithful has gone.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Don't wipe your arse on sandpaper.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Shot of a lifetime. 📸: Ian Turner

submitted 36 days ago • 814 comments

Photos of supermarket tray bake lasagna, served up successfully, looking like the picture on the box, not like frog vomit... A thread...

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Bingeing on #SlowHorses, having come to it late. On S3 Ep2. Seriously want Jackson Lamb to be the next 007.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

That's Joel Whats'isface behind that mask! #TheMaskedSinger

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

One wonders if they tried ringing the doorbell first. BBC News - Investigators scale barricades to arrest S Korea's impeached president www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Fair point, well made.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I can't make this for another 25 weeks, but I'm anticipating the raffle greatly. *wonders*

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I'm on BlueSky on desktop browser for the 1st time, looks like Twitter of old, but without the failwhale. I'm staying.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Actually, now I've considered 'haptic', the click of pressing rec/play together to record the Top 40 tracks playing on the radio, specifically on a separate cassette recorder.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Running your finger down the pages of the telephone phone directory, specifically people with your own surname.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Ok it was mine, I’m Spartacus. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Today has been nice, I like BlueSky. Sweet dreams 💕

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Explain your username: SplashMan was because I just loved the road name 'Watersplash', where family lived. I first visited the road in 2000. When I joined Twitter, SplashMan was born, in 2008 ☺️ ... In recent years I've wanted to retire it as it reminds me of being a dick.

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments