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splatboom.bsky.social
I like people too much, or not at all. 412
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Is there a way to casually say fuck off to a citrus fruit?

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

@nagle-ha.bsky.social welcome to the better place.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I had a dream that someone tried to serve me cantaloupe and I called @sulkirk.bsky.social to save me. Sully…please tell me you dislike cantaloupe.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Trey channeling Falcor with this wind.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I love olive banter. It’s a close second to shart banter.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Happy Happy Birthday @msmeredith.bsky.social. Hope it’s a magical one, Queen!! ✨

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Birthday @vforvicious.bsky.social !!!!

submitted 52 days ago • 3 comments

I just walked in spawn 3’a room and took a $5 bill for doing the dishes. Under the table, no taxes.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Trey in his sparkly Blanche era.

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

What’s the use? No really, I’m asking.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I won the bloomin onion

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

GET IT LEO

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments