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My psuedo-private account | I play video games kinda good | comp splatoon player and rhythm game junkie | slut for extended metaphor & freeform poetry | my favorite passtime is simping over fictional men 🏳️‍🌈| I may be a furry (undecided)
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Lowkey this account gained way more traction than I though it would so I'm not super comfortable posting personal stuff on here anymore lmfao

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My brain is doing that thing where it thinks everyone hates me and everything I've worked for in my life is at risk of falling apart at any moment

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Wow

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They didn't know

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I love that bubble on eeltail

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Timing

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hey since so we're talking about nuclear war at this point just want to let y'all know I live pretty much in the immediate blast radius of one of the biggest military bases on the west coast so ggs I'll see you guys in the next life 👍

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sometimes I forget I used to be a top 200 ranked quaver player in both 4k and 7k and I'm actually good at rhythm games

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I miss feeling this much power in my hands

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3 hours of dynamo and only one dynamo moment (/pos) 💔

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Dynamo playing grounds

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Bro literally might've won that if they didn't pop hammer lmfao

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I won the battle of object permanence

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Pure intuition on that last one

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Pop goes the weasel, bitch

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I heard THREE points of contact on that flick and they still lived

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That's crazy

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Aaaaaand all my friends exploded

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Yup

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I hate that the wail chip damage does actually help if they just don't look at you

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Guys I think I found a weakness with this set

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I'm out here fighting for my life

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Had an incredibly ass X rotation

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After playing starz dynamo with an actual build... I can kinda feel it Endangered dynamo roller user no more, this set has nonexistent weakness

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I have more hours in splatoon 3 than terraria who wants to start a playthrough with me, master legendary no class switching

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playing on switch 1 against two missile pros and my frames were in the negatives

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got 10 rating on ez2on 6k while waiting for the x rot

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My sisters are horrible fucking housemates I'm going to commit a fucking hate crime

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starz dynamo build

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Just opened google docs on my phone and half of them were cancellation docs I've opened through the years 💀

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I got zero sleep last night I pray it's a slow day at work

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I 3 starred a few of the grand prix and have this exact complaint I'd be watching someone play the game and have absolutely no recollection of ever playing a certain track

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I'm late but june 5th (the day switch 2 came out lol) was 1 year since porter released russian roulette I can almost guarantee I wouldn't be alive today if I never heard this song The day it released I listened to it on my lunch break and had an emotional breakdown in the lobby of my workplace

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The guy at the counter at gamestop had a mlm badge and I was too much of a bitch to compliment him on it 😔 I'm never getting a bf at this point

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Shoutouts to DDR world's shock arrows being so fucking free that I can clear an 18 without hitting a single shock

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I'm so exhausted from playing uppers I could barely keep up on the 15s lol

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The 18s folder is my bitch

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I forgot golden arrow existed so I swapped that out for a nice 16-17-18 run Dynamo setlist complete

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I cooked up a dance game setlist

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Then I close my eyes Gamble with my life Trying not to smile Maybe this time I won't be alright

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This has me spiraling 🫠

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