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splatster.bsky.social
36/M and just trying to be that guy who people think is cool but nobody really knows who they are.
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Personally I think someone should punch Trump and Musk in the face, with a boxing glove worn so it hurts but doesn't do lasting damage. The last part's important if you know why

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Well with the news that coffee and chocolate are next on the climate change chopping block, I wonder how far the press will go to pretend paying £5 for a Freddo is fine

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

And don't tell me Jafar is gay coded either, you know how easy that is for Disney to go "nuh uh, he's just flamboyant"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The best thing about all these corpos dumping anything with a hint of wokeness the fact Disney won't be going "look we got a gay character!" and its some rando in the back you'll never see for more than a second

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna be funny when Elon Musk dies inside one of his own cars

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe don't run a shitty candidate next time, that's what you get for abandoning the left you democrat clowns lmao

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Oh the narrator for Darkest Dungeon was a huge transphobe and liked a lot of Elon's posts? It's a good thing Hatsune Miku's range can extend to that game then.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

What's with all the Resist shit on here lately, you resisting Trump? then maybe Kamala should have run a better fucking campaign and not clowned around with Dick Cheney's crowd

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

You know, I'd be perfectly fine being drafted into the army if America is the target, watch out yankees.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

But, as per a previous post, the guy still whacked a CEO, so whatever ideology he has doesn't concern me.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

A guy named LUIGI shot the CEO? L O L

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Even if it turns out that The CEO Slayer used to burn puppies or something, it's still not going to change the fact that he did what should have been done years ago.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Heard a US Health Insurance CEO was shot dead in public. I hope it's the start of a wonderful new era where many more will follow.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

That's right boys, she's almost here

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Wes Streeting is one of those gay men who'll cry out "No, I'm one of the good ones!" when he's being dragged away into the camps he put trans people into previously.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I find it funny that a lot of the "Alpha Males" are extremely nerdy people who never escaped the perpetually shoved into a toilet mentality and it messed them the fuck up

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I know the old argument is "well, some people will spend everything on these games, so you should feel bad for playing it" And no, I don't think I should, I don't see the point in making myself miserable because someone says I should be.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

One thing I've noticed about ZZZ is I can see it's cash shop and the ability to purchase rolls for random pulls on the various slot machines and you know what? Never felt compelled to buy anything, not an inch.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Also Hoyo games are free to play which, y'know, is a big draw for people with little money to buy new games often

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

So after starting Zenless Zone Zero, the first Hoyo game I've played, I can see why people like them, they are big gacha games but I'm not being beaten over the head with ads for the shop

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I remain confident in the knowledge that I'm too cool to be sent to a re-education camp, not that ones in the UK would be any good. You know that shit would be outsourced to Serco or G4S

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

You know, if someone hands you a list of posting rules then you are legally allowed to dunk them into a toilet

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

I hope people call them skeets ironically as I'd rather call them text based messages instead.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I think it needs to be said and with all honesty Burgers are an extremely mid food that people pretend to love

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

You might say that things being bad is bad and being used to things being bad is also bad but I say, listen here jack, that just means things can't get worse.

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know, things will get bad in the US of A but we here in Britain are used to things being bad all the time

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Watching newer episodes of One Piece has helped me reaffirm my desicion that the rich should be crushed by a giant rampaging robot. And I don't just mean the rich adults.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Regarding my previous post and not to annoy the Apple Cartel, not all apples are disappointing but most are, especially post Brexit and most imported fruit is left languishing at the docks.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Apples are a non stop source of disappointment, every time I have one it's always mealy and awful

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Boy it's gonna be real funny when Big Brain pulls Twitter from the EU when he gets told he can't remove the block feature

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Lately, I and everyone else have been playing Balatro, I've had it since the Switch port but I do love that Joker Poker game.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Alright, I'll post more now since Twitter doesn't want you to block people, I can only assume Elon doesn't like people calling him Pedo Guy in private

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Another huge rush to bluesky is it? That's what happens when The Biggest Brain says blocking people is bad

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Is this good

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments