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principal eng @bigcommerce. thankful dad, board gamer, gruf author, UT-Austin grad, puns, religious history degree for some reason, alternative career in juice box writing
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Something something this is how the Roman Empire fell apart something something

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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

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i'm comforted by the knowledge that when the apocalypse happens, we'll at least have a way to bet on it online

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I don’t have time to worry about a declining American empire I have a meeting today at 3:00 on my calendar

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Top two qualities in a software engineer: curiosity, and dissatisfaction.

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There is no way we invade Greenland or Canada. Republicans won’t even let Puerto Rico or DC become states. You think they’d let two northern, liberal areas in?

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Living in an old house is mostly just living in a constant state of skepticism of the accuracy of your thermostat.

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The year is 2076, AI swarms ravage the world, until one lone teenager saves humanity by running around screaming, “David Mayer!”, and all is still again.

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Hey internet, can we just pick a Twitter alternative already and stick with it?

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