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splootygooters.bsky.social
ssssssssomebody compost me!!!!
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Husband keeps quietly asking me to wake up from a couch nap to watch him play warhammer

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i win the Oscar :)

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Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

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Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

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just remember

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

To: All - Intercompany From: Maintenance Subject: Metamorphosis Body: To whom it may concern, The entire maintenance department is rockabilly now. Please adjust your files as needed Sincerely, Thick Dick Rick and the Husky Boys

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

hey gang youssef has given up on using bluesky because his accounts got deleted a 3rd and 4th time. i keep up with him on whatsapp and offered to periodically bump his campaign on here, so please do me and him a solid and hit dat dang share button #mutualaid #palestine #gofundme gofund.me/b99542e3

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

From the "Give me some panels to redraw" thread

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

See a knight post a knight

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

my homie runs an account just posting bits of van goghs letters along with images of things he references and it is genuinely a nice and calming little treat for the mind amongst the rubble

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today i found a banana in the pumproom stairs shaft, behind a duct. i'm still inspired by the daily documentation of a rotting banana by @shariauncle.bsky.social on his "dumb little walks", so i am gonna take a picture every day until it is gone

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

missin' mah boys today (rendered here in sonic format)

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don't judge a man until you've sucked a mile of his dick

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Going landlord mode at work (fixing every problem by painting over it, not responding to emails for two weeks, raising my wages by $600 with no warning)

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

stomach hurt very badly all day. ate a hotdog for dinner, stomach feel better…. hotdog medicine…….

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Billionaires should not exist

submitted 25 days ago • 18 comments

god i wish that were me

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me and my best homies getting given our due by the devil

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 16 days ago • 368 comments

joe is a master of an incredibly difficult and disciplined mindfulness technique (one that allows you to "float" above your flatlining mental health and render it distant from you) called "thinking about goku"

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🥲

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my damn markers are fuckin with my steez. smudgin' all my inks like shit. none of these caps accurately portray the colors. i gotta stop buying knockoff store brand shit

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I have arranged for those foul Greatures to be dropped out of a plane so I may be rid of the damned things once and for all!!!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Today’s cancel culture has so many of us unsure of whether it’s ok for us to openly reflect on how we used to feel about the shape of Kim Possible’s boobs

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everywhere you go you are surrounded by people who would become batman villains if they developed unexpected remarkable power. i mean this in a complimentary sense

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