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I don't have anything against Jack Wilshere, but I'm not sure I can take season after season of our fans saying (and typing!) "Wiltshire". It's bloody Houghton all over again. #ncfc

Every player that leaves the club this summer barring Joshua Thomas Sargent is a good thing. #ncfc

First day of the 2022/23 season we had a properly miserable first game away to Cardiff. Walking back to the car, some pissed up Welsh kid said "Welcome to the Championship" then tried to fight me when I laughed, shrugged and said congrats you deserved it today. Happy relegation day you little cunt.

Not really followed today, sounded promising? #ncfc

he’s right and he’s right to say it

Bollocks, I'd have him back if Leeds sack him. #ncfc

Oblivion Remaster out today, right as I'm coming to to a point in life where I can't play as many video games 😭

Whether this turns out to be the right or wrong choice, I think it's very clear the "leaders" in this team, and I use the term loosely, decided his time was up and downed tools. And I very rarely accuse players of not trying, but it has been so obvious. #ncfc

If this means the "experienced heads" all keep their positions in the team, that is not a good thing.

Crikey. Don't know what to make of that. The run was pretty unforgivable, but has this "transitional season" now been a complete waste? #ncfc

I understand the frustration with the Jurasek situation given the money spent, and there's obviously something weird going on here. But the lad didn't decide his own price tag, he's going to need an arm round him and support, not a load of grief from fans. #ncfc

Every player that is considered a "leader" in this squad needs to leave this summer. We need new ones. In the last four years, no matter what changes, one constant is that we fall apart at the first sign of adversity. Long losing spells are a trademark of ours. This group needs breaking up. #ncfc

Is it bad that I am genuinely really looking forward to players leaving the club this summer? I cannot wait for the link going up saying XYZ's contracts won't be renewed, basically every outgoing transfer is a win for the club. It's a weird feeling. #ncfc

I think we can PROBABLY forget about this project. I mean, miracles can happen, but this looks firmly like a club from top to bottom in a steep decline. First priority at this point should be trying to stop that decline so we're not relegated next year. #ncfc

I was absolutely wrong about this, I'd forgotten about Onel Hernandez.

Getting "Ole'd" at The Den is a new low 😂 #ncfc

Refund those poor sods that went given they've not even tried to win the game. Also refund my time sitting on the couch. I want 20 quid an hour. #ncfc

Yes.

Has every set piece resulted in a free header for them? That's certainly how it's felt

Chances of Gibbs finishing this game? #ncfc

"Please, we need you to track back. We're in a rough spot, we need everyone to dig in!" #ncfc

I am not intending to be purposefully pessimistic, but I genuinely think there's a better chance we get relegated than promoted next year. I don't think either will happen, but I can see an easier path to the former. #ncfc

For the record, when we got rid of Farke, we were 100% correct to do so. Love the guy. The start of that season was absolutely unacceptable. #ncfc

Never in my life have I seen a team give it to the opposition via a "clever flick" so many times. If in doubt, backheel it? Who do we think we are? #ncfc

We break away and it seems like the goal is to get it back to our back four as quick as possible so we can put them in their half and then create absolutely nothing. #ncfc

This is extremely kind. If the Millwall attacker doesn't shirk it, he probably gets there first and puts it into an empty net. #ncfc

It came to nothing, but they just put the ball in the box, we had three of our players seemingly marking each other, and two of theirs completely unmarked. It's like they're not even trying. #ncfc

Literally had all of the ball and did absolutely nothing, they get it once and immediately cut us open 😂 Alexa, show me every game this season #ncfc

Kind of watching this game with the same energy of a captain solemnly going down with his ship. #ncfc

What the hell do some of these guys have to do to get dropped?

Man that crowd seriously ruined that #Wrestlemania main event. Just play your part for once you fucking greasy smarks. Silent all weekend til then as well.

Seeing tweets like this getting found and retweeted on the other site. Certainly is interesting, but as I've said a million times already, just because it all came good once doesn't mean it's going to again. For a start, we signed Buendia who is a Championship cheat code. Slim chance of that again.

No idea why they're whinging about that red. Set out to hurt him, no other explanation for making that challenge.

Here is Graham Linehan calling for people to physically attack trans women who dare to continue using public facilities You know "Gender Critical" people are never going to stop getting more and more hateful and extreme I'm not going to stop even if he threatens to kill or rape me

Please start the main event, I am seriously flagging here. #Wrestlemania

I think El Grande Americano is extremely funny and I don't care who knows it. #Wrestlemania

This Wrestlemania is a bit of a slog so far.