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Don't nobody wanna be part of the United States raggedy empire. This thing is falling apart & Trump's trying to build luxury condos on top of the rubble in Gaza & thinks he's about to colonize Greenland?

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

ALL HANDS ON DECK - YOUR NEIGHBOR NEEDS YOUR HELP! Show up & support an Oklahoman facing condemnation proceedings for a turnpike 👎 The OTA board will vote to condemn the property of one of our landowners along the East West Connector. #PikeOffOTA #NoMoreTurnpikes #TollFreeOK

How are y'all dealing with the cognitive dissonance of much of your daily life continuing as normal right now even as really really really bad shit is happening in government (that will certainly have ripple effects that will reach us all)? Because I'm honestly feeling a little insane right now.

Reporting Ryan Walters as spam

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard. #MosaicMonday

Spouse woke up and asked Alexa to play 'its the end of the world as we know it' 😬😭

January 2025 as a meme

Sat too near the middle school boys at this basketball game. My nose may not recover 🤢

Freecycle always be popping after xmas

11 year old son after exposure to episodes of Call the Midwife remarked that "the nurses do all the work and the doctor hardly does anything" And wants to know we don't all move to England after learning that there is no bill for the medical care shown in the show.

Nearby wedding chapel is having a NYE elopement event. $100 for one hour, a decorated chapel, an officiant, music, and a toast. I sent the info to my friend just now. She was intrigued, texted me back, and now my NYE plans include attending a wedding?! 🥂

Tbh Denmark should take over the US and give them healthcare

Saving $20/month by parking a phone number at NumberBarn (did a small to-do finally!) But teenage son is getting his license tomorrow so that $20 is like setting out a teaspoon to catch a flood. RIP my budget 💸

🔥 😬 🇨🇦 Canadian House of Commons Member Charlie Angus says being next to 🇺🇸 “is like living in an apartment above a meth lab at times” and “while our taxes might be slightly higher, it doesn’t cost us a dime to go to the doctor” Well played sir

Tis me, addressing a reply-all email to "ladies" because the original email to the engineering team was addressed to "gentlemen" 😡👀

Halfway through my two weeks off. Thinking about making a to-do list, or do I just keep eating cheese in bed?

Important PSA: it's oligarchy with a k sound (aa luh gaar kee)

When did people stop covering their couches in plastic?

High school yearbooks cost $80 now?! I'm gonna need a second job soon to afford to raise 3 kids

Working a half day before holiday break and my computer won't let me log in. Should I give up now?

Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.

True luxury is found in the simplest moments.

Proud of my locker room decorating skills today and giving myself one gold star!⭐

My friend used gold (actual gold) to fund her house down payment. Her original lender had no idea how to verify that the asset was hers and not a loan. She had to get a different lender, it pushed back closing, and cost her a few extra thousand $ due to the delay. Yikes.

Stuck in the trenches of raising little kids? Take heart! One day soon they'll be a teenager and you'll know all your hard work is paying off when they say such things as "this stinks of mediocrity" when offered a fresh home-made dinner 🥹

Cognitive dissonance re: fact that people love this guy, which is that he might milkshake duck and turn out to be a white supremacist or something and we are living in really fucking strange times when my passing thoughts are "people shouldn't stan the assassin he might end up being a bad guy."

Jealous

Called to cancel a credit card and was offered a retention bonus? Why yes I will take your free money and cancel another time. Now I can procrastinate finding the next cash bonus card to churn - wonder if the offers will get better or worse in the upcoming time of turbulence 😓

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

When stopped in a car in any slightly unexpected location, I look behind me and tap my brakes so they flash if people come from behind. Convinced this has saved me from being rear ended more than once.

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

Today, our governor fired someone he handpicked, because that person took the job he hired him to do seriously and stood up for Oklahoma, against polluters. Hard to find the sunny way to explain Gov. Stitt’s decision. Also in OK today, hundreds of chickens were killed for testing + for bird flu.

Me picking a healthcare plan this week🏅 Me realizing that it is part of United Healthcare and watching today's news 😒

First week of reduced WFH so that upper management has better optics and it SUCKS. I was gone from 7am-10pm yesterday for work + mom taxiing with a similar schedule today. I am not used to this anymore 😭