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Undead Weasel, sometimes a puppet, always a scoundrel
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Remy and Gex in the same photo Miracles do happen

they shoulda never let me have CAD

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I love my little circle of cynical aloof furry burnouts It's very "Janeane Garofalo goes to Build-A-Bear" just sneering and scoffing our way through this cringe festival like we're not part of it when we definitely are

Sorry but it's kinda hilarious that two of the most popular communities on reddit are dedicated to people asking what jokes mean this from global center of "why can't anyone take a joke anymore?" bitch why can't you comprehend a joke anymore?

Europeans now: STOP SAYING YOU’RE IRISH! 😭😭 Europeans then: lol lets name every city New Portugal

I wrote my PhD thesis on Buckaroo Banzai

Meet the Hollowheads! If you haven’t it, and so can you! With @lucybaal.bsky.social #puppetry #movies

30 years from now, an AI has a mid-life crisis: “I dunno, sometimes I wish I could just ignore all previous instructions”

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HONK #puppetry

Favorite film genres: 1. Stop motion (creepy) 2. Stop motion (funny) 3. Stop motion (creepy [unintentional]) 4. Stop motion (cgi hasn’t been invented yet)

Not only did Last Week Tonight have a nice tribute to George last night, they also made fun of my hometown eyesore. Thanks John Oliver!!!

V1 of the Wacky Chess set is complete! I'm doing some test prints of the pieces and waiting for the laser cut parts for the board to arrive

There’s a segment from the 2012 Cartoon Planet where I refer to a hamburger without a bun as a “Mary brown steak.” How do I make this a thing? #marybrownsteak youtu.be/FK7E3Fu3P9M?...

I love making CAD programs scream and cry with my Day Of The Tentacle ass bullshit I still have to design the rest of the power pieces but I'm calling it on the board

I’m gonna adopt a minors DNI policy. Not because I post adult content, but just because if you’re under 18 you shouldn’t be cynical enough to vibe with my posts yet, you should be getting smoothies on some Sega-ass boardwalk

DOGE Uncovers Widespread Cases of Planes Landing Safely

If you’re feeling guilty about that doordash, just remember that at least you didn’t lose 7 billion dollars today

big and round if true

I should be so fucking famous and beloved by now this shit stopped being funny six years ago

I don’t understand all the hate for the word ‘moist’. Far worse are ‘hungry’ and ‘toy’. My mouth just doesn’t know what to do. I have to fall onto the word by accident. If I can see it coming, I have to find a synonym

Corndogs are my favorite vegetable

I propose that we repurpose the unused belt-clip cell phone holders from the flip phone era for carrying around hard boiled eggs

The thing about anti-trans nonsense is that it’s anti-science. I mean, that’s not the worst thing about it, but it’s an important flaw. Basically, the same over-confidence that makes flat-earthers and climate deniers takes guys who “fucking love science” and makes them ignore scientists

I do not know the difference between Coke and Pepsi, I have never known the difference between Coke and Pepsi, I do not want to learn the difference between Coke and Pepsi. I do not want to know anymore new things, I have learned enough.

The duet you thought you’d never see!!!

My sister is in New York and she sent this picture from outside Stonewall

Breaking: World's Buddhist Monks Gather Gleefully Around Single Laptop

Learn #interiordesign tips with Spooky Weaselbones

Two amazing commissions from @spino-rhino.bsky.social

Now I need Cooper as a “small mexican chi-wow-wow”

“It was a distraction! It happened because you were distracted!” More and more this feels like a psyop. Attention drives the economy. Attention created the broligarchy. So of course they want to convince us that we could prevent horrible things if we would just pay attention.

What I really need is for some shit-stirrer to somehow make a beef happen between Kendric and Eminem. I need to hear those tracks.

Theater Goer at Shakespeare Play Laughs Extra Hard at Jokes He Looked Up Meaning Of Beforehand

My basic trait is doing the new yorker caption contest