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spoonfeeder.bsky.social
Music maker (rock, metal, alternative), craft beer aficionado, and burrito connoisseur in the SF Bay Area. I also like running, reading, and baseball (go Giants).
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Was at a taqueria earlier and there were pigeons walking around inside. Door wide open. And the guy was just acting like business as usual. Then a few minutes later he takes a bucket out and chucks bird feed into the road and all the pigeons swarmed out. Burrito was absolute fire though, 10/10

I'm baffled by recording studios that don't provide examples of their work on their own websites.

Job searching in this day and age would be much easier without a conscience.

If your website doesn't support Firefox, you are trash. End of story.

Number of kitchen injuries in the last year: 3 Number of those which were cheese-related: also 3

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When the action on your acoustic guitar is too high

Look at this weird spider

Does anyone else feel a growing black void of despair in their soul when they go holiday shopping or is that just me?

I feel like I must have the look of a guy that wants people to cough at him as they walk by.

Getting sick of the 16oz 4-pack bullshit, Bay Area breweries.

Bay Area? More like GRAY Area, amirite?

An excellent full moon tonight

Sitting in a loud sports bar reminds me how much I *despise* commercials.

Had an amazing time at the Sungazer show in SF last night! @adamneely.bsky.social Hope you all got out of there before the storm really hit!

If you're a business that interacts with the public, please don't make it so the only way to contact you is via voicemail 😬

It's not dirt, it's just no-purpose cleaner 👍

Flew home from a trip to the East Coast last night. Going to a show tonight that stupidly starts at 9pm Pacific. Sleep will suffer.

It sucks how much energy traveling takes out of me despite the fact I love to travel

This airport panini is way better than it has any goddamn right to be.

My biggest takeaway from my first visit to the South is that when I, a Californian, say "y'all", it just doesn't hit right.

I can make this can of beer disappear! *Slides it into paper bag* Voilá!

Walked into a bar in Savannah, Georgia just a few minutes ago and ordered a beer. They asked "for here or to go?" And I just stood there dumbfounded for solid seconds trying to process what I just heard.

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...

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Please tell your kids, every damn day if necessary, that chatGPT is not a goddamn search engine and you shouldn’t believe a word it says. Tell the adults too, but it’s especially imperative to inoculate kids against this

PUT 👏 WHITE 👏 NOISE 👏 IN 👏 BATHROOMS

Someone here just sneezed at the exact second someone's phone beeped and I like to think the phone was just startled.

I believe in the separation of news and entertainment

Beer is here. Life is bearable again. Side note: Charlotte International Airport kinda sucks 😬.

The downside to ridiculously comfy chairs at the airport is that I have to fight the urge to fall asleep

Some day they'll make a coffee sleeve that actually makes the coffee bearable to hold with just one 🤷

Dear every restaurant, If you're going to put a pickle on my plate, then SAY SO ON THE FUCKING MENU.

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