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UGGGHH I LOVE CAPTAIN Some self indulgence for myself before my college speech </3 #splatoon #captain3 #agent3 #nsfw #nsfwart

sighing sadly and shamefully i still cant draw pussy

i know i said i would draw taion and eunie smut but just give me likeeeeee 3 months and i'll get to it

anti-porn rhetoric is something i only expect to see from decrepit right wingers but the fact it's becoming popular amongst leftists, especially younger ones, is both confusing and alarming i keep seeing the most innocuous art being branded as "gooner bait" and its kinda starting to piss me off

mutual handjob with captain 3 while out on patrol, hiding behind cover, your hand barely able to wrap around her dick...

The hypnospores lose much of their effect when exhaled. That may sound good, but it means every breath in and out is fractionating you.

Some mutual, sapphic tentaculing (Marie x Agent 4); #nsfwart #splatoonnsfw

android gf letting me plug her into my laptop’s USB port and bringing up console commands to punch some code in. some concrete, some just random strings of text, and just watching her CPU fizzle behind her eyes as she tries to make sense of it all (and keep from overheating, listen to that fan!!!)

Agent 8 is pretty too She's shy, but I don't think she is the "uwu soft" type of shy, I think she's the type of shy that makes you feel intimidated. I like to believe that she talks in verse or dramatically as if she was in a theater play. She gives an elegant impression.

I NEED to make more Splatoon porn I need to channel my kin shit HARDER

Commission your friends for art. Give them dollars (this makes them happy) in exchange for drawing you like (this makes you happy). This is symbiosis. This is a healthy ecosystem. Support your friends. Support art. Support your friends' art.

its 2025 you must be a pervert to survive

#splatnsfw Parallel Canon Callie but sweaty

pillow talk moments between lochy and lucid 😩 they so cuteeee #splatnsfw #spiceart tagging for the peep of lochys booty

WHY is my ASS SWEATY???????

when your gfs innocent fidgeting isn't quite so innocent 💞🥴

HOLY FUCK SOMEONE FIXED BLENDERS SHIT UI AND MADE IT USABLE BY HUMANS WITHOUT INVESTING A SHIT TON OF TIME JUST KNOWING WHERE THE SINGLE OPTION YOU NEED IT FOR IS OR LEARN 300 GODSDAMNED SHORTCUTS RESKEETED TO THE MAX HOLY SHIT

Sam Nordquist was a Black trans man who was murdered by 5 white cis people in such brutal fashion that a cop on the case called it “the most depraved crime I’ve seen in 20 years.” By stripping Sam of his identity, the NYT violates his memory and perpetuates a culture of racist, anti-trans violence.

There is not enough art of C@pt@1n being fat i need to corretct this mistake at some point

I CAN'T...I CAN'T DO THIS....i was sitting class thinking about C@pt@1n huffing my fucking crotch I CAN'T DO THIS PLEEASE I NEED HER SO BAD

There needs to be more art of fat sweaty C@pt@1n.....

cod im so depraved i need c@pt@1n's sweaty arm pit musk so fucking bad I need to get addicted to her smell I need her fat chubby body on top of me and i need her to rub agaisnt me and order me to sniff her sweaty armpits and tell me lick her up and and and and AND huff her smell I need her so bad

no i’m gonna post the whole thing i need to stop putting my art down so much, i don’t have to like everything i make.. #splatnsfw

ok last one for now i’m gonna go play video games. hope you’re all fed #splatnsfw

womp womp #splatnsfw #splatoonnsfw

i’m so fundamentally cooked, i can’t even see the back of marie’s updo normally anymore i just fold instantly

I got a bonner looking at a gif of the inside of a VCR holy shit

stop putting your stuff on twitter, i'm begging everyone to stop feeding this cycle

Looks like Captain wants to give you something, however she doesn't seem to find the words to elaborate further her intentions

The GAMER masturbatorrrrrr..........

Fantasy world but your maximum mana increases your boob size because everyone knows mana is stored in the boobs

1/2 Another comic feat. Elly and Rila hehe, based on some cute octopus hotdog wieners THAT HAD ACTUAL LITTLE BOWS LIKE RILA!!! so cute...so i had to make a comic about elly eating some lil rila hotdogs on his lunch break at grizzco #splatoon #ocs #comic baneart

I think I'm a 3. I am not sure