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Tech journalists investigate the Torment Nexus only to discover that it's just Abu Ghraib repackaged for $ 7.99 a month. The company making it has the exact same profit history as 1999 Nortel. It is worth 4 trillion dollars

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I'll join Bluesky, a platform designed around short form text posts (exclusively posts like it's Tumblr with posts of almost exclusively two hundred characters or more)

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If it weren't for House MD Vicodin would be a beautiful girl's name

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I gentuine believe that getting the final jeopardy correct isa better high than any drug

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Officially entering adulthood (just had my first nightmare of being ina high school play and not knowing my part (still would love to go back to acting (this bit has evolved into being a commentary on my own overuse of parentheses(wow, there's wings on layer 4 (the food, not the band(or sitcom))))))

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Terrible news: the most depressed transfem you know is getting really into the sopranos

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None of my friends know what I'm talking about when I say "c'est le drapeau femboy" but I can't stop

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I would not describe my soft serve eating doctrine as nonsexual

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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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For the past three presidential election cycles I've been ironically making Ron Paul electoral slogans. No clue what Ron Paul stands for but I read a lot of XKCD at an impressionable age and haven't gotten in trouble yet

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cut my lime into pieces, this is my beach resort

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This show is in desperate need of a Some Like it Hot episode

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I don't care what anyone says, in the world of Murdoch Al Gore would be the one to invent the Internet

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Good lord Murdoch mysteries is so good at camp

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Guys can you tell I was tested for autism be honest

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Voted! Yippee!

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Starting aa countdown until I see an American politician blame Canada for the Pearson crash George Pataki style

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No tiktok replacement could ever approach it's ability to serve me the most depressing political news right before a video of a cat making a face best described as "mlab"

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