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Ladies, if your man pronounces it “Valentime” with an M, dump his ass immediately, he cannot be fixed. He probably uses sample cologne outta magazines...He rubbin page 21 on his neck right now before he take you to Applebee’s.

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Me getting edged later tonight

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Damn lmao

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You know I Ice Spice’d it up 😂

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This new Drake album is for dudes who plug their nose when they jump in the pool

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She asked me to be her Valentine with a pile of candy out of her purse. I like her style. I said yes.

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How it started. How it’s going.

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What yall wearing to the Kendrick concert today ?

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Ngl, it’s kinda sad when women are surprised that I ask for consent. Is it THAT uncommon ? ☹️

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I had the coolest lil date night last night. Took shorty to sushi, came back and watched Trainspotting. Then I watched her beat Sonic Mania, WITHOUT DYING ONCE. My nerd heart just melted. She played me right out my drawls bruh 😭😭😭😭

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Getchu someone that looks at you the way Chun-Li looks at Li-Fen

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Had a girl dinner

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Why does a man have to allow you to be feminine? Just be feminine lmao

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It should have been me 🥹

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I opened a wine bottle with a basketball pump last night and had all the bitches

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Nothing but my Fenty’s

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Nah why did Kendrick clear his throat like this LMAOOOOO

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I’m cool with RDC in real life and do NOT think Drake should’ve named them in his suit - ESPECIALLY given that parody/skits are CLEAR forms of protected speech under the First A and courts give a lot of grace and latitude for it!

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my sugar momma buying me the switch 2

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Beyonce in 8k 😮‍💨

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Here’s a little secret… We (the ladies) interact with men who actually like women & stick up for us. Reverting to misogyny & sexism to rage bait us, won’t make us like you or want to follow you 😂

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On a first date take her to Barnes & Noble and make her read out loud. #FreeGame

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White people be like “buckle up, pal. this is just the beginning” about everything LMAO

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LA friends (and beyond) Fast DIY air filter for smoke.

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This random Korean lady at the university fed me some Mochi this morning and it was best thing I’ve ever eaten

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Japanese Curry is so special

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And are people who live in poverty not supposed to pursue and find love? I be so confused when yall start talking republican.

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No one: Landlords: “are homeless people allowed to listen to house music?”

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Me and who

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I’m the type of fat that can smell when you fuckin the food up from the other room

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