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sprisky.bsky.social
It’s Sprisk! I’m big and blue. 🔞 23 He/They
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I was stretching while getting onto gta online and I moaned into a hot mic someone come end me

Mods are actually crazy

New level of boredom discovered I sat and watched my google Authenticator codes change for 8 minutes

Damn… Vintage Story is pretty fun…

I think a good self-assessment for how you live is to imagine another person doing/saying to you what you do/say to yourself. Practicing self-empathy I guess, would you tolerate the you treat yourself if it came from someone else.

If not for some friends, I’d put warframe on an external hard drive and bury it deep and never think of it again It’s like the inverse of my brain-rot, I have fun in spite of everything it is just because friends tend to do that

Every day it’s something Today, I think it might be mice… they’re pretty cute… good when BIG

Dove soap dries my hands out so bad Any of you moisturizing? Basically can I scrub myself down with your body? It’d be nice if you let me :(

The simplest way I can think to get more involved in the lives of friends is to show up unannounced at 200ft tall, and just cause trouble.

Sour sweet GONE, that’s me

Everyone in unaware content is faking it super hard, I just had a crumb get between my toes and there’s no shot I wouldn’t notice someone there…

Picture done for @rorystarr.bsky.social _ and @jaxwuff.bsky.social c:

Look me up on Wikipedia I wanna see what I *specialize* in

Realizing that your partner has been slowly making you smaller, an inch gone every week. Unwilling to confront them about it, since they may be able to just shrink you to nothing in an instant if they feel like it. Trapped, in a loving relationship with a serial shrinker…

I think it’s probably a byproduct of the time I spend online, but it feels like there’s an absurd amount of devs out there. Half the people I know seem to be devs, and I keep seeing more appear all over the place. Folks just go do ANY other job, I beg you lol.

Someone shrinking spontaneously at the party and getting picked up by some dude like “you’re kinda cute, I’ll take ya home with me, if you grow back we can date.” Then dropping them down their pants. :)

Con got me feeling like-

God thought he was SO funny when he said “you may have hair, but your hairline shall be wack from the day of your birth”

How can I make freckles and eyeliner work on the same character… I want to kit-bash the things I think are cute together into one dude…

*9 second loop of casual guitar being recorded on a 2009 blackberry* “There are -2- micros ahead of you in the queue”

Just Pumpkin being accidentally efficient~ 🐰🍑🌳 ~~~ To quote a friend 'who needs an axe when you got a wrecking ball' 😂 A fun lil creative freedom piece that was commd by my pal Cutter ✨

Photo of my computer and not a screenshot ya, but posting from my PC would take actually forever rn Does ANYONE know why my wifi is going from 9MB/s down to 400KB/s over and over? it will remain at 400 for like 3 minutes and only be 9MB/s for like 20 seconds it’s a new problem, never happened b4