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in this house we always reshare the screaming females "if it makes you happy" cover

New Mandela effect just dropped: Tinker Bell’s name is two words, not one. The good news is that she therefore might be related to Stringer Bell.

beff

Babe are you okay you’ve barely touched your coneaco

there's so many layers of fraud and abuse in this story that "someone might have been trying to log into the NLRB's systems with a valid Doge username and password from russia" doesn't even make it into the first 5,000 words

I know there are far bigger problems in the world that deserve our attention but it really bugs me that he holds the mic like this

If someone told me that they could save me $2000 / year but some people would be hurt or would die I would still tell them to fuck off. If they then refined it to $150/ year I would do my damndest to make sure they never were listened to in polite society again.

Millennials didn't get suckered by the Manosphere because we heard MCA's verse on women in Sure Shot

"I just want a midbudget movie for adults" I said as the monkey's paw curled

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

it's very important to have your friend who you text and who texts you whenever you're having Danzig-related thoughts

I will admit that I am completely owned by this algorithm though. Yes please tell me more things about how Germans like taking hikes and about innovative Japanese trash can design.

my algorithm is constantly feeding me videos about people experiencing new cultures and commenting on minutiae of differences. latest one was "washing dishes before and after having a filipina wife" and my dude, that's not a comment on the culture of the Philippines, you were just gross before

tfw it’s Zone Time baby c’mon love da Zone let’s go

people will swear Arrested Development is groundbreaking smart comedy but then you watch an actual episode and its like Narrator (Opie): michael thought he would be meeting a serious man, but he's actually a silly man with funny eyebrows named Bob Gagagoogoo

Duran Durian

Udon in Dashi: a simple lunch that can be made in like 10 minutes with pantry stable ingredients and is delicious.

howling lessons, sound up

Heads up that even if you de-badge your Tesla it still is very clearly a Tesla