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sprocket.bsky.social
Enjoyer of shit posts. Poster of whatever comes to mind.
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I have had a craving

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Ed Edd and eddy was just training wheels for trailer park boys

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Which way, western googler

submitted 24 days ago • 29 comments

> files nails to not puncture latex > can no longer scritch dogs properly this world is a prison

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Can't remember the last time I played computer games this early in the morning

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

How long am I allowed to grieve the death of my coffee machine before I move on and get another one?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

rolling in dry fluffy snow for ten seconds will turn all but the purest of dribblers into shameless feral dumpers

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hec

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sheepposting

submitted 36 days ago • 62 comments

When you want to wear silly stuff but the box man may be coming over for beers

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

This is going to make scrolling through jackbox menus so smooth

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Is it wrong I want a lapel mic just to capture all the attitude my dog gives me when I’m alone?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Coffee Bubbles :3 ☕️

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

"i don't care how old it is or who farted in the barrel, this is just worse bourbon" #sprocketonscotch

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Will put naughty coms somewhere else and it will be super secret…. And stuff

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

To post raunchy stuff here…. Or on some other account?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky at night, poster’s delight Bluesky at morning, posters take warning

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no comment

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Legends say if you can draw the knife from the pie you become the new sheriff of Appleoosa

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Late night pastaco

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I am a Disney princess now

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

that one time i made beef wellington for my families holiday party i realized its just a big corn dog in a different tax bracket.

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

Pretty sure I just saw that horse thing you have to rap battle on Christmas or it gets to steal all your food in my woods

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

My aunt always buys me the nicest things for Christmas

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Random coffee thought AU where Nintendo surprise drops the switch 2 5 days before Christmas with a new Pokémon game and I gotta put on my riot gear and enter the Best Buy pits to fight for one

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Person I'm visiting: "Park wherever you want!" Me:

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

exactly one 3rd grader on earth got away with using a super soaker pen in class. once

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

A ham

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaa 😭😭😭😭 this email made my day??!!! This bird fursuiter was standing outside the lobby, and a gust of wind blew one of their badges away. I caught it and brought it back, inspected it, and put it on their lanyard They have me a chocolate as a thank you 🥹 I can't find their @ :(

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Huge thank you to @aekomikiao.bsky.social for taking such a cute picture of me at #furfest2024 🥰

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Getting ready for work the day after #mff2024 be like…

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever called me the absolute god of hyper fem you made my night 😂👌 #furfest2024

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What it's like trying to nab an art spot with a popular artist

submitted 79 days ago • 8 comments

“Pull your pants up! Can’t you see I’m making small talk?”

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Do not be fooled. She absolutely has no plan whatsoever #furfest2024 #mff2024

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Saw the cutest Christmas owl at MFF 2024. #Furfest #FurFest2024

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Seeing friends at furcons is always my favorite part 🥹 #MFF2024 #FurFest2024

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Pile o dorks

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

It is Egyptologists’ favourite time of the year again.

submitted 85 days ago • 35 comments

I never thought I’d be so upset about not being able to buy my preferred stationary

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

submitted 102 days ago • 633 comments

thanksgiving conversations

submitted 90 days ago • 7 comments