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sproingus.bsky.social
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No fucking way

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Okay but Silksong though 😊🫴🐛❤️❤️❤️

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Will you be my valentine?

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Another one of my classics

submitted 122 days ago • 18 comments

felt like doodling my favorite boys from memory (and practicing human faces indirectly)

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

submitted 125 days ago • 119 comments

I've somehow gotten over 70k followers here and it now feels important to tell you all that they used to call me The Drift King back in college hahaHA YOU'VE BEEN DECEIVED. THERE IS NO REVELATION, THERE IS ONLY THE DRIFT KING

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We are sobbing here. $250 Chewy Gift Card to his lucky adopter! 🚨 JOEY; 19 YEARS OLD & at the shelter. Let’s network & find him a HOME to live out his ✨ golden days/years by….. SHARING this post! He is an absolute doll!!! 🧡🙏🏻 Available for adoption at LCAS 🧡 www.loudoun.gov/4118/Animal-...

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never mind…

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Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

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Uni's voice like Pokemon?

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Omg I keep finding dust everywhere?? What's it coming from!? The mischievous dustsprite: #wunk #spiritedaway

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Banana pudding tonight!

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I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately

submitted 142 days ago • 31 comments

this video goes so hard (by @_Arcion_ on twt)

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Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 145 days ago • 1068 comments

I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.

submitted 146 days ago • 226 comments

Keeshee, are you ugly on purpose?

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Biden Batted Around By Giant Cat theonion.com/biden-b...

submitted 148 days ago • 54 comments

40 yo widowed attorney

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Eggmans vital leaks

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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

submitted 158 days ago • 34 comments

Simpleton wunk caught moments before being bludgeoned by the overwhelming weight of a wrecking ball #wunk #demolition

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kitten enhance

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i love the cat activation sound

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Mega Cat

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orange orange orange orange

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Loona doing Loona stuff #foxpopvli #art

submitted 167 days ago • 10 comments

this is how they transfer the one brain cell

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