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spurtmagoo.bsky.social

Absurd

202 posts 6,218 followers 166 following

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I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation

submitted 677 days ago • 1 comment

Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life

submitted 670 days ago • 4 comments

Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣

submitted 42 days ago • 9 comments

Completely forgot about this app lol

submitted 444 days ago • 3 comments

I wish hoes were all over me finger on monkey's paw curls

submitted 659 days ago • 2 comments

Explaining shit that happens on Twitter to people IRL already puts you in the top percentile of repellent weirdos but explaining bluesky stuff to people IRL will just end a friendship immediately. No drama. No hassle. Put that information in your back pocket just in case.

submitted 541 days ago • 1 comment

No

submitted 541 days ago • 1 comment

Haven't checked in on here in a while and I got nearly 2k followers for doing absolutely nothing people want twitter to die so badly lol

submitted 542 days ago • 3 comments

Logitech makes high quality products

submitted 621 days ago • 0 comments

it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined

submitted 628 days ago • 30 comments

In the Criterion Closet, pulling a DVD of the Jerky Boys movie off the shelf that I clearly brought from home. "Oh wow. Heh."

submitted 628 days ago • 2 comments

Trump: Ron's Stand is the worst I've ever seen. Why don't you bring it out now, Ron DeSantis: Shut up! My Stand is- is great. It's called Ocean Avenue. Like the Yellowcard song. Trump: It's got a D in Speed and Power, folks. I've seen the chart. All it does is wash his hands for him in the bathroom

submitted 649 days ago • 2 comments

Got a paper cut on my dick but it's not what you think. I was reading the bible.

submitted 649 days ago • 2 comments

Gotta hand it to them. Not giving me any invite codes is a smart move.

submitted 649 days ago • 0 comments

I wish hoes were all over me finger on monkey's paw curls

submitted 659 days ago • 2 comments

wearing a vest taped with hot dogs I swear to God I'll do it

submitted 659 days ago • 3 comments

if we’re mutuals here and I don’t follow you back on twitter just be really annoying about it until I fb maybe show up at my apartment with a gun and force me to

submitted 659 days ago • 1 comment

Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life

submitted 670 days ago • 4 comments

I get back from divorce court to find they're doing algorithms and shadowbans to me on bluesky too. I just can't win. 😔

submitted 675 days ago • 5 comments

Been playing Elliott Smith songs on guitar recently and people keep subtly asking me if I'm okay

submitted 671 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going viral (spreading the rash I got from swimming in the fountain outside Wells Fargo to all my friends)

submitted 671 days ago • 0 comments

[weezer voice] my name is penis

submitted 672 days ago • 4 comments

just did some jaywalking, because i dont play by the rules #BadBoySummer

submitted 671 days ago • 0 comments

The hellthread situation has been kind of annoying me so I haven't been on here the last few days but i do think it's a very funny development that every fifth post in my notifications is a nude now

submitted 671 days ago • 0 comments