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CTO. Mediocre equestrian. Mom of a 7 year old phenom. 💜 Red mare vibes all day. 🐎
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Howie the crab died and I am sad. RIP little crab with cute hats.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

When the self care and crafting and cooking ISN'T curing your anxiety

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently the entire Doge team is between the ages of 18 and 25? Looking forward to the news next week that they are going to re-platform the federal government from Cobol to Go in 2 sprints...because like mainframes are super old bruh.

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So excited to see Goose as the #1 trending project on GitHub today! ✨ github.com/block/goose

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Gergely clearly doesn’t understand the user story that drove this decision. Let me help! As a: Google product manager I want to: make AI mandatory everywhere within Google products Because: I am a complete piece of shit

submitted 44 days ago • 9 comments

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submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the "dress like old money" trends. Old money? Where did old money get their money? Go back far enough and it's money off the backs of slaves, child laborers, immigrants, the poor. Thanks. I'll keep my new money. Old money fashion gives me the ick.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The cinematic story in my head says he's dying, his insurance company made it worse somehow, and so he's making a statement and figures he has nothing to lose, which is why he wants to be caught. Unlikely to be reality let's be honest but it'd make a compelling movie.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I have to clip my horse but I'm waiting for my allergies to sort themselves out because I will die otherwise. #stupidhorsegirlproblems

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Today it was 75. Tomorrow when I take my kid to school it will be 39. The temperature swings are my least favorite part of fall in Atlanta.

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Dear white women, Please do not try to help deer cross the road. I know they're cute. I know you mean well. But approaching a deer will turn bambi into a two-legged skinwalker real quick. They will stomp your face. Xoxo Me

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I never got to share my awesome spooky kiddo's Halloween costume. I did her hair and make-up and she felt fabulously evil. She was Delores from Beetlejuice 2. She will never know the trauma of walking in a sweaty plastic mask with eye holes you can barely see out of. I walked into a tree once. 🫠

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #33,389! I was a cool kid once!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I was going to say things. I deleted them all. Just...y'all..hire Black people so you don't put out marketing like this. Yeesh.

submitted 412 days ago • 0 comments

"Your daughter is soooo adorable" My daughter: *tucks in her skeletons for a nap*

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments

I went to a harvest fair in my town and there were so many pugs in costumes. 5/5 stars.

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