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sqruinch.bsky.social
earnest and eager, crass and tactless reno
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eggs are so forgiving

men at the strip club love to spend their time playing legos with ones instead of actually paying anyone

i can’t stop cooking eggs in really fucked up ways (will not elaborate)

no one wants to walk around these days

who i want to be (brooding, silent artist with great cheekbones) vs who i am (talks too much about nothing important to anyone who doesn’t care to listen)

tinned fish aisle got the greatest marketing design

whenever i grocery shop (always at night) i think about mine and @agb.bsky.social ’s shared fantasy of being graveyard store stockers

top b&w albums

WHAT HAPENNED - dashare.zone ADMIN

been waiting all day for my midnight 711 hotdog

The Idol is a really good show

sometimes i catch a whiff of my boyfriend and i feel like i’m in an opium den eyes fluttering like butterflies feelin like a slick melt of butter sliding off a piece of hot toast

This place really reminds me of when the power goes out and everyone comes out into the street to mill around and someone starts barbecuing sausage because otherwise it will go bad and people are just drinking beer and having a good time because you know no one needs to work tomorrow.

Aquavit is a summer drink gin is a Christmas drink hot coffee is a summer drink cream and milk is a winter drink beer is a fall drink horchata is a night time drink

Hot girls learned to Post on neopets

at the pub drafting up funny things to say before posting (skeet?)

new site to be unhinged on !!!