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squamp.bsky.social
Writing, editing, DMing, reading, history, books, parenting. Still masking all the time (covid isn't over)
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Don't get me wrong, I still think it's bad, but: Who the fuck was assuming Facebook had facts to begin with?

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Suspicious that Christmas had never landed on a Friday the 13th

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Do you think anyone owns just a single codpiece? I suspect it's either "zero codpieces" or "codpiece for every occasion." No in-between.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Living the dream

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Conspiracy theory: Wim Hof's whole cold plunge thing is just a cover story.

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certified @ryanboyd.bsky.social banger from three years back, courtesy fb memories

submitted 85 days ago • 17 comments

Docs today can spot C19 patients a mile away from all the bruises

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Counting sleeps til Christmas

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Gonna take a wild guess that this guy's divorced

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Fortune cookies really weighing in on people's relationships these days

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Me cutting my sandwich in half then using the knife side to put it on the plate

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This is the most ovarian flower box I've ever seen.

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I started a savings account for my daughter Every time she gets her foot stuck in the slats of her bed, I deposit a dollar I call it crib-toe currency

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Poe's law: "without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views." If only this was parody.

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Question for bookskyers: When reading the classics, how much are you skimming? Because this Count of Monte Cristo is taking his sweet time getting revenge on Danglars, and I'm dying here. 📚💙

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The NYT really needs to narrow its definition of "breaking news"

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that dads have the worst taste in apples.

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Saying "North gorilla" like "North tortilla" sounds like "North Korea" Sort of I'm experimenting with "just post it even if it's dumb" Apologies to all the people who recently followed me, who probably deserve better

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Pretty much sums up our weekend attempting a front garden

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

New NYT game dropped FINALLY something Zorse-based

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Has criminal science solved the ice dagger yet? Or still the perfect crime?

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Stick mom

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Try the Baby method, and win every handshake. - Grab their hand - Open your mouth as wide as possible - Pull their hand in and slobber all over it - Poo your pants Can confirm, works every time.

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Learned my town commissioned these poo nugget, pee drop, and toilet paper characters. And they're medieval-themed. FINALLY my tax dollars at work.

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Peeled a potato last night Expected a granny type to appear and give me rustic wisdom Is Hollywood one big lie?? Or do you have to be on a porch for it to work?

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It's a bummer I've already booked my 1/week sky look for lunchtime tomorrow

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Nobody in Nancy Meyers movies ever uses a slap chop She's missing out on a ton of affiliate sales

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So proud of Gen Z for aging into writing product descriptions.

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