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Hate Carlton so it's kind of funny, but this umpiring is outrageous. #AFLSwansBlues

This fight being on the main card of a PPV is an utter disgrace. #UFC315

This might be the greatest NBA playoffs ever.

Every damn one of those players that voted Halliburton overrated need to write a personal apology letter to the man.

Draymond Green getting away with fouling the shit out of everyone and then cries he doesn't get his way 😂

Houston need to bring out Jack McVeigh for this final possession, that man has never missed a game winner in his life 😂

This Clippers / Nuggets series is absolute cinema. Got me screaming at the TV every shot and I don't even care who wins.

Bobby Hill with 3 effective disposals for the game, 1 tackle, kicks his first goal and Matt Hill goes with "HE'S BEEN BRILLIANT TONIGHT!!!". Really? #AFLLionsPies

That's a flat out incorrect 50. Daicos faked a handball, you're allowed to move after that. They changed that last year #AFLLionsPies

Lmfaoooo that was satisfying #UFC314

The UFC is an utter fucking embarrassment with this Trump shit. Give this orange idiot a walk out hey the same people complain "keep politics out of sports" #UFC314

Gold Coast being the best team to watch in the AFL feels wrong, but they're so good #AFLNorthSuns

Adelaide fans fast becoming annoying af. Booing absolutely everything like prime Eagles #AFLCrowsCats

Those last two Houston possessions were diabolical. What the hell was that 😭

Clint wants to have a flex on a property in Tasmania. Bro a car bay in Sydney costs more than your crib in Tassie 😭 #MAFSAU

Man what was Westbrook doing 😂😂😭😭😭

Andrew McGrath got beaten on the wing and didn't put work in. Prior spoilt to himself and fucked it up. Ben McKay got embarassed twice. Same as last week but hey, no omissions #AFLDonsPower

Absolutely insane not a single mention or criticism of Jamie going on a date. After she walked in and laughed about it the experts said nothing, then criticised Adrian for "making light of it" 😂 then 5 hours of Carina and Paul. Insanity #MAFSAU

People think the editing is just what they say. The edit between Jamie clearly breaking trust and justifying it by saying she's "nosey" and "wants to know everything" in comparison to last night's "curious". The whimsical music vs hard tone. Jamie gets a golden edit for a rotten person #MAFSAU

Carina stood there looking that hot, not letting herself get spoken over the top of and just demolishing Paul. She dropped this 👑 #MAFSAU

Essendon are every bit as bad as West Coast and North Melbourne in years gone. Difference is North seem to have good kids, Essendon is a place young players go to die. Rapidly regressing #AFLDonsCrows

Impey just had a chance to get rid of the ball, didn't, stood on the goal line and then handballed it over. Confused as this was a free kick last week FOR Hawks but not one against? #AFLBluesHawks

Clint watching this shit next to Jacqui knowing he's about to hit some 220km/h serves on her on his tennis court tomorrow for all this lying #MAFSAU

Cleo, Adrian has a "way with words" like Sweeney Todd has a way with haircuts. #MAFSAU

Just scrap games at the MCG with the level of umpiring displayed on Friday and today. Not a mark? It's a 50, umpire 😂 #AFLDeesGiants

Is Bailey Smith's post goal song Joey Bada$$???? Newfound respect for him #AFLCatsFreo

Ok, I give up. Nicholls has cooked it. Time to play Split Fiction #AFLHawksDons

Ah yes, the famous shove the guy on the mark in the throat and it's legal. Forgot that #AFLHawksDons