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found myself at a furry convention and they have a cool fundraiser going on! here’s the link to the campaign: givebutter.com/0UY4ag

using more “dumb” devices means i actually have to know when daylight savings starts. found out the hard way (alarm clock)

jd vances are the new rare pepes

i need everything to stop being interesting and worth researching when i need to be asleep. search engines need to start cutting me off at midnight honestly

uber: would you like to pay $2 extra to be picked up within 5 minutes? me: actually yeah, i’m kind of in a hurry uber: okay :) driver arriving in 13 minutes

why is my fyp so good when i’m supposed to be sleeping. currently crying laughing at this

got these two facebook marketplace listings next to each other on my feed

how the fuck are we gonna have a serious conversation about texting and driving when most “texting while driving” photos look like this

when will we get these on bluesky

hate the phrase “a photo is worth a thousand words.” the universalization of smartphones has rendered the phrase useless

the number of times i’ve almost referred to myself as “squeaky” at work is embarrassing

do wild african animals think humans look like this

in this house we believe people of all genders have the right to watch chick flicks ✊🏼🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

if you want to get thousands of comments on a post just ask the beauty community for lip balm recommendations. everyone has one that they swear by and thinks is THE best. it is an irresistible question that beauty enthusiasts will rush to answer. and nobody will say carmex.

started thinking about trains and ended up here youtu.be/amVFWTnltws?...

“zojirushi” sounds like an amazon seller with a name made up of random letters that dropships cheap kitchen appliances but that couldn’t be father from the truth

baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low… and bring me my weighted blanket and noise canceling headphones and water bottle bc i’m trying to avoid a meltdown from overstimulation 💚

hatsune miku styled by thom browne

day one of taking dc public transit with my 3ds: 0 streetpass connections

other transportation systems: delays expected ahead due to unforeseen circumstances. we appreciate your patience. thank you for riding with us. dc metro: train hit a deer. single tracking.

“there are only two genders: male and female. it’s basic biology” ≈ “there are only two types of musical scales: major and minor. it’s basic color theory”

@wmata.com this is the coolest thing!!! can i hit the top 1% in 2025 tho 👀

why do we act like being called an “outfit repeater” is a real insult that people use. does this actually happen

i’m not switching to instagram reels. the comment sections are always so mean :(

‼️hello go support those affected by the socal wildfires by taking my silly little poll! tilt.fyi/FaCv4xsphU

how chronically online am i? i immediately scroll past any video that starts with “coffee spelled backwards…”

stop saying “headphone warning” and start saying “ear warning” bc the speakers experience isn’t much better

bbno$ is so pretty. what a pretty man.