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An unstoppable force (the unrelenting demands of capitalism) meets an immovable object (me pressing snooze 6 times)

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I better not hear any more Trump humpers tell me that I'm overreacting about this administration's treatment of the LGBTQ community and how it parallels a very specific time period in Germany's history

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Does anyone wanna come over and play toys

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When I said I want to move to a remote island in the middle of nowhere, this is what I meant.

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Every time I read the comments on any Facebook post I take +10 IQ damage

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JFC indeed.

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Hey kitten, daddy’s kind of being crushed under the pressure of it all today

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Corporate America has killed any and all meaning behind the word "urgent." Girl, the Earth is on fire and the country is collapsing under the weight of fascism and end-stage capitalism, what do you mean this minor website edit is an "urgent priority." Be so fucking for real right now.

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If you hide behind the excuse of your religious belief to mistreat and oppress LGBTQ people, isn't that considered taking the Lord's name in vain? You're making our lives a living hell in the name of your God, and you believe you're getting into heaven with that behavior? Make it make sense.

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Dear media, No, Trump isn’t “signaling” that he “might” ignore the courts. He. Is. Ignoring. The. Fucking. Courts. The end. Do your damn job.

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Not enough feet in this year's Jesus ads, tbh

submitted 19 days ago • 29 comments

Kinda fruity but ok

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What Elon is doing is straight up illegal. He has no authority to go through line by line and shut off funding to organizations he dislikes. He's intentionally trying to destroy civil society.

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But Hillary Clinton had a private server.

submitted 27 days ago • 431 comments

Inducing economic collapse to own the libs.

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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

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I strongly encourage reading this. It details the first known trans health clinic in Germany in 1919. Decades of research into trans healthcare was lost to the Nazi regime. Trans people have always existed and we need to stand up for this community. We can’t let this happen again.

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With the intention of validation rather than doomerism: This is all really happening. It is as bad as you think. You’re not crazy. But you’re also not alone. We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.

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The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

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Not sure who needs to hear this but apparently it’s a lot of people: It’s fine to demand that the people you elected into positions of power to represent your interests “do something” without having granular knowledge of the options at their disposal. It’s their job to know their options, not ours.

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It's gonna be a long 4+ years

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The joke is on us.

submitted 37 days ago • 1211 comments

It’s kind of hard to watch all of the worst people win and prosper, isn’t it?

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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

submitted 45 days ago • 339 comments

The new episode of The Bitchuation Room with @franifio.bsky.social and guest @lavernecox.bsky.social was excellent. Highly recommend. We need more of this.

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i will always sign up for a new chinese app. i am ready to learn chinese

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You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them

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New: The right-wing Supreme Court majority is now looking to potentially overturn the Affordable Care Act’s policy that makes cancer screenings, heart statins, and HIV prevention free.

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Your religion is self-limiting, not the other way around. Do not expect us to adjust our lives based on your beliefs.

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I should call her

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giving my mail carrier a little thrill by installing a mailbox that moans when you stuff it

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An unstoppable force (the unrelenting demands of capitalism) meets an immovable object (me pressing snooze 6 times)

I better not hear any more Trump humpers tell me that I'm overreacting about this administration's treatment of the LGBTQ community and how it parallels a very specific time period in Germany's history

Does anyone wanna come over and play toys

When I said I want to move to a remote island in the middle of nowhere, this is what I meant.

Every time I read the comments on any Facebook post I take +10 IQ damage

JFC indeed.

Hey kitten, daddy’s kind of being crushed under the pressure of it all today

Corporate America has killed any and all meaning behind the word "urgent." Girl, the Earth is on fire and the country is collapsing under the weight of fascism and end-stage capitalism, what do you mean this minor website edit is an "urgent priority." Be so fucking for real right now.

If you hide behind the excuse of your religious belief to mistreat and oppress LGBTQ people, isn't that considered taking the Lord's name in vain? You're making our lives a living hell in the name of your God, and you believe you're getting into heaven with that behavior? Make it make sense.

Dear media, No, Trump isn’t “signaling” that he “might” ignore the courts. He. Is. Ignoring. The. Fucking. Courts. The end. Do your damn job.

Not enough feet in this year's Jesus ads, tbh

Kinda fruity but ok

What Elon is doing is straight up illegal. He has no authority to go through line by line and shut off funding to organizations he dislikes. He's intentionally trying to destroy civil society.

But Hillary Clinton had a private server.

Inducing economic collapse to own the libs.

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

I strongly encourage reading this. It details the first known trans health clinic in Germany in 1919. Decades of research into trans healthcare was lost to the Nazi regime. Trans people have always existed and we need to stand up for this community. We can’t let this happen again.

With the intention of validation rather than doomerism: This is all really happening. It is as bad as you think. You’re not crazy. But you’re also not alone. We’ll get through this together somehow, but the country will likely look very different.

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

It's gonna be a long 4+ years

The joke is on us.

It’s kind of hard to watch all of the worst people win and prosper, isn’t it?

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

The new episode of The Bitchuation Room with @franifio.bsky.social and guest @lavernecox.bsky.social was excellent. Highly recommend. We need more of this.

i will always sign up for a new chinese app. i am ready to learn chinese

You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them

New: The right-wing Supreme Court majority is now looking to potentially overturn the Affordable Care Act’s policy that makes cancer screenings, heart statins, and HIV prevention free.

Your religion is self-limiting, not the other way around. Do not expect us to adjust our lives based on your beliefs.

I should call her

giving my mail carrier a little thrill by installing a mailbox that moans when you stuff it

I love the genre of gifts for men that’s like, tactical loofah. Pro-grade high-performance ass wash

MDNI 🚫 I think the ore should stay down there

Becoming unreachable is a form of self care

I don't want to "age with grace". I'm aging goblincore.

👀

Why is it called gerrymandering instead of cheating?