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COMPUTER: ENHANCE

If we go to DOGE HQ with a lanyard and 3 furious 12 yr olds I think we could do a lot of damage

For all the doubters, how are these not the same?

If I was an evil CEO, I'd evade my would-be assassin by simply hiding in my homemade submarine

If you get pardoned by the president you should automatically become the president

Lots of talk about dodgy blocklists recently and I have discovered that I can't find my blocklist subscriptions on my account. Please help me I am old and confused

Been out in the garden disturbing the cat. She's furious

Look at her

I Don't Think They Should Tell Us About Eclipses Before They Happen They Should Just Spray Paint The Time And Date In Ominous Locations Across The Path Of Totality

Plans have been had

If you see this, post a bridge. Yes this counts

Drop a photo of you that could be an album cover

90s John Carpenter mindset baby

Mares!

Not enough cat pics on this app. Sort it.

National service but you have to work in a pub for 6 months (not ironic)

My pal is doing weird market research surveys online and they just asked her how she feels about double decker bus afternoon tea Pomeranian petting events