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squidmalion.bsky.social
Nonbinary, Mi'kmaq / Acadian genocide survivor, OG of the World Wide Web. My primary purpose is to display what Musk tried to grow up to become, if he'd ever grown up. I know more about tech than anyone you know. Period.
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I made history with my youth as a tech producer, but that's not important. It was just work. I am willing to bet that YOU, like myself, can list at least a dozen things where you've succeeded and oligarchs have failed. I'm *almost* flattered that Musk tries so hard to be me. Squid: 2 Musk: 0

This is quite literally the most shameless self-promotion of my life, but perhaps apt timing for it. Musk and I both made history in our youth; we've both made products you've used. Yet, one of us had/has a life and the other... well... This is who the incels worship??? "Cool story, brah".

2 decades ago, I had to choose what to become with my huge tech salary: 1 - A lying capitalist pig with no life 2 - A hippie who did everything else I chose #2 with zero regrets. No using my kids as props, lying about video games, or ass kissing. Well, maybe gently kissed a few asses. 😘

If I seem like a dick, it's because I'm deliberately talking down to YOU if your name is: Musk Cuban Zuckerberg Netanyahu Tate ...or you wanna argue "the definition of fascism" rather than open a book. To everyone else... sorry for being a dick! Here's my cat at age zero, to sugar-coat my rage.

Most 'Tech Bros' are 'nepo babies' who imitate what I and my contemporaries did 20 years ago. They took our work, found investors, and stole the industry from us with a team of lawyers. If you think rich white exploiters Musk, Cuban, Zuckerberg, etc. are 'geniuses', please allow me to educate you.

Remember: not all mean, angry, gun-toting bikers are neo-conservative bigots. Some of us are queer as fuck and here to protect those of you with the capacity to be more polite than we. I appreciate your calm, please appreciate my rage.

Musk: I get suckers to pay for the giant bottle rockets I blow up from the ground, but can't actually operate anything myself. Myself: I paid for my own flight school so that I can operate aircraft and fly over little kids with bottle rockets. Squid: 1 Musk: 0

There was a reason we had a BLM movement. There's a reason we need to bring it back to life. www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut...

@mcuban.bsky.social is good friends with Elon Musk. Let's make sure that context doesn't get lost in the mix. I've worked with enough billionaires to know there's no such thing as a good one. Sad but very, very true.

This should be self evident, but to be clear... Regulatory agencies exist specifically to catch rando kids who can't differentiate 8 million from 8 billion. Thanks for proving our point, Musk. First time you did anything useful in your joke of a life.