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(he/him) Aspiring dog walker. Twitch: https://twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk Links: https://squidsuperhunk.tv
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"wow that's gay" is a compliment during pride

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (playing "A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead") twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #aquietplace #aquietplacetheroadahead #live #stream

Damn my pots are absolutely filthy but you know the old saying, "a washed pot never boils"

there's no such thing as a stupid answer

our current swear words are stale af we need new and better swear words

I need to learn more good funny accents

hello i'm selling drugs in a video game on the internet twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #live #schedulei #schedule1

no cam endless balatro runs let's make the numbers BIG twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #twitch #streamer #stream #live #gamer #balatro

more thimbleweed park but in a more gay way because pride month twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #twitch #gamer #streamer #live #stream #thimbleweedpark

Shout out to the gays

just caught two chipmunks humpin' on my patio get a room you sick freaks

Freaky friday playin' "A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead" for the first time. It will be spooky probably. twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #aquietplace #aquietplacetheroadahead #twitch #live #horror #scary #hat

how does the grimace reproduce do he lay eggs

playing a new point 'n' click HATLESS twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #thimbleweedpark #hatless #hair #notbald #live

Propaganda I'm not falling for: - vitamins - capitalism

Alexa play The Baha Men Greatest Hits

monkey island 2 (special edition): lechuck's revenge speedrun then idk some other games probably twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #speedrun #twitch #live #monkeyisland #monkeyisland2

tony lasagna and his chin are up to no good (oblivion remastered) twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #live #oblivion #oblivionremastered

Why can I never figure out how to operate my phone in my dreams? I had a dream I ran into Jon Lovitz in a random gift shop and I almost missed the opportunity to immortalize the moment with a selfie.

You ever just think to yourself "I bet I could beat up most people"

the continuing adventures of tony lasagna and his chin (oblivion remastered) twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #live #oblivion #oblivionremastered

day of the tentacle speed run or two, then... ??? twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #live #twitch #dayofthetentacle #speedrun

Finally rolled credits on Blue Prince... my brain hurts but I love you.

Still lookin' for that room (Blue Prince) twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #live #twitch #blueprince #game

In a given day, how many owls would you have to see before you would think something weird is going on

Robert, I discharged my fluid

find the room find the room find the room find the room (blue prince) twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #twitch #gamer #streamer #live #squidsuperhunk #blueprince #blueprints

Lying in work emails is so fun. It's like a little treat.

OH MY GOD "BLUE PRINCE" = "BLUE PRINTS" I JUST GOT THAT

the room the room the room the room the room twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #twitch #live #streamer #gamer #blueprince

Bruh Wordle Bot, please. WB: "There's only one word left, you should get it on the next guess!" Me: <guesses a possible word> WB: "Okay that guess was *technically* possible but you should have known it wouldn't be that word, you idiot. 0/100"

i have to find the room i have to twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #live #stream #blueprince

happy easter i hope the easter bunny shits a ton of eggs all over your house

People who say he put a tariff on penguins are just ignorant. He didn't put a tariff on penguins jfc. That would be stupid af. He put a tariff on goods those penguins manufacture and import into the United States. Get your facts straight you woke communist Nazis.

Five fucking one

"Arsenal beat Real Madrid both home and away in the quarters of the Champions League?"

RELOAD IT

Casual 5-1 aggregate win over the defending champs and greatest club in the history of the competition. NBD ez #coyg #arsenal #championsleague #rmaars

more blue prince twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #game #live #blueprince

I love it when I get the Wordle and the bot is like "Well that was a stupid guess... You should have guessed this other word that wasn't the right answer. Also you got it in fewer guesses than I did but still you are kind of an idiot."

fuck pronouns what are your adverbs

COYG

seeing what this blue prince game is about... like a house or something idk happy friday twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #live #blueprince

cooking simulator because whatever twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #cooking #cookingsimulator #live

Work compliance training paraphrased: "You receive an email that's sketchy af. Like really really sketchy. Holy shit it's sketchy and it's definitely a phishing email there is no way it is real. What should you do?" One option: "Click links or reply anyway. It's probably fine. YOLO."

See? Tariffs work*! * And by "work" I mean when you announce them the markets crash because they are such a fucking stupid idea, so you announce you are pausing them and the markets recover a little but not back to where they were before you announced the tariffs in the first place.

“At least I got to say slurs again,” the finance guy who never stopped saying slurs thinks to himself as he opens his 37th story office window and looks at the sidewalk below.