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It is 2025. Why is Windows Explorer search still so terrible? "You want me to find files with a specific substring in them? Just in this one directory with no subfolders? And there are *150* files in here?!?! Holy shit man okay can you give me like an hour and a half? I gotta think about this."

Chained Together w frens twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #live #twitch #chainedtogether

squid, the terror of troskowitz twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #live #gamer #streamer #twitch #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kcd2

Prob just gonna be a blacksmith and nothing else weird will happen idk twitch.tv/squidsuperhunk #gamer #streamer #twitch #kingdomcomedeliverance #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #kcd2

Oh you are "sophisticated"? Okay relax you aren't *that* phisticated. You are like semiphisticated at best.

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

My signature sex move is to lean in, kiss your neck, and then take up arms against the upper classes giving no quarter to our oppressors.

Buyin' some eggs just to flex. Not even gonna eat 'em. Straight into the trash. Real baller shit.

Got to watch @forrestvalkai.bsky.social 's new "Sex and Sensibility" as a perk of being a patron. For the love of all that is or isn't holy, watch this video when it releases to the public tomorrow. Almost 2 hours long. Worth every second. Instant "it's just basic biology" transphobia killer.

I got today's Wordle on the first guess. Just thought you all should know.

Tomorrow is day one of 75 Hard. I'm not like doing exercise or eating good or acting. I'm just anticipating that the next 75 days will be hard.

Based on the last two years, I should just become a professional Superbowl Squares player.

Chat is our species cooked?

Punxsutawney Phil, my dude, a lot is riding on you tomorrow. Please get this right.

Blasting "One Day More" from Les Miserables on repeat until this whole government things sorts itself out.

Bro. Starting the Teams meeting 3 minutes early? Come on. Don't try to trick me into making small talk with you.

Omelette is egg and egg is breakfast.

As much as I love Misfits, "noontime meal" is just "lunch", bro. Just say "lunch". Also the omelette already didn't sound great but who eats omelettes for lunch?

While I didn't order it, I have to admit this hell *is* exquisitely fresh.

I think HR might be on to my "pants accidentally falling down" thing

Well, I certainly respect the willpower of the folks who can do "dry January" with all this going on <gestures broadly>

Sometimes I'll make something like a soup and I like to imagine Gordon Ramsay tasting it and being like "oo lovely".

happy friday death comes for us all

Okay but like what kind of drama though

vitamins are for cowards

what are you supposed to do if you don't remember where you put your ADHD meds where did I put them

We’re not like other zoos. We’re a cool zoo (you can pet the panthers).

Hey if you think what Elon did wasn't a Nazi salute and isn't a big deal... ... Do it. Take a video of you doing it and post it on social media. Tag your boss and let them know you are "throwing your heart out" to them.

Honestly it doesn't feel like Musk dresses *that* nice. Seems like his sense of style isn't exactly trendy or chic. It's actually kind of dorky. No idea why people keep calling him a fashionist.

Alexa play "We Care A Lot" by Faith No More.

Started learning Greek on DuoLingo for an upcoming trip. Can't order food in a restaurant or ask where the bus is or anything, but I can point out that Nikos is an architect with a cigarette, so I got that going for me.

Oh god oh no

Inside me there are two horribly inbred chihuahuas shaking uncontrollably with anxiety and periodically vomiting

the first rule of no doubt club is don’t speak

How am I gonna get grey beard hairs before I can even actually grow a proper beard

Sometimes after I follow someone that happens to be openly LGBTQ+, bsky algorithm is like "oh you like the gays eh? I'll friggin' show you some gay stuff" and then my feed is naked dude selfies for a while. I love you queer folks very much but like this isn't exactly what I wanted. But nice dong.