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squirrel-scramble.bsky.social
Blue squirrel in a red tree — currently plotting my escape to a state that does not have Ted Cruz in it. Author. Cancer survivor. Cat wrangler. Way behind on following back so give me a minute if I haven't gotten to you yet!
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I tried a seasonal flavor of Native Deodorant and am pleased to tell you that my armpits shall smell like sugar cookies through the rest of the season.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

"What's your favorite Thanksgiving memory?" I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵 1/

submitted 124 days ago • 17 comments

My phone died yesterday. I'm halfway between "I need to drop everything right now and go replace it," and, "Eh, we needed a break from each other."

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

@logicallyjc.bsky.social 🔵 = Austin 🔴 = Texas

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment