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You know it must be #WorldPenguinDay if we're posting our Book Penguin made of Penguin Books. 🐧

Historians dispute Bayeux tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate

This is a lovely time capsule.

Definitely go watch this week’s #HardQuiz - partly ‘cause I’m very proud of my coral and beef questions, but also, because we had to teach Tom how to pronounce “UNHhhh”

Good piece from Debi Enker about our broken Oz content rules, sabotaged by the Morrison Government and still not fixed by Labor. Taxpayers who subsidise Australian drama production often can't see the results, screening only behind paywalls.

Brand new Taskmaster Australia Season 4 is back tonight on 10!

Good News! Double episode of Claire Hoopers House of Games tonight starting now. To make up for cancelling the first episode last night. (Or you can watch on iTunes of course) guests inc Zan Rowe and Geraldine Hickey, Bob Murphy and Pete Hellier. On ABC TV now!

My neighbour’s smoke alarm went off for ages while nobody seemed to be home, which made me very anxious about what I’d do in a fire TIL the Melbourne Fire Brigade is now called Fire Rescue Victoria. I have no idea how long it’s had that name

Thank god TEN is still showing Sam Pang tonight with @tonymartin.bsky.social as tonight's sidekick announcer.

This is how I found out the pope died. This site officially has the juice.

Argggh, we were looking forward to watching Claire Hooper's new TV show on the ABC tonight, House of Games. grrrrmp.

Set an Easter egg hunt for the family - complete with clues. That was 8 hours ago. I hope they’re ok

Big turnout for the very official #MICF Dumpster Awards. Congrats to all the performers and techs! You made it!!

Remembering the late great Victoria Wood who sadly passed away on this date in 2016 😇🙏

Dan Rath, Daniel Connell, Kate Dolan, Noah Szto, Garry Starr and Scout Boxall. Some of the #MICF Award winners today.

Congratulations to Scout Boxall who's won the Pinder Prize at Melbourne International Comedy Festival for her show God's Favourite. #MICF

Congratulations to Kate Dolan for winning The Golden Gibbo Award for pushing boundaries at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025 #MICF

Congratulations to Urzila Carlson for once again selling the most tickets at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025 #MICF

Congratulations to Daniel Connell for Winning the Piece of Wood Award (peers voted) at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025 #MICF

Congratulations to Dan Rath and Noah Szto for winning the Directors' Award at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025 #MICF

Congratulations to @Jessica Barton winner of Best Newcomer for her show Dirty Work at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2025 #MICF

Congratulations to Garry Starr winner of Most Outsanding Show at Melbourne International Comedy festival 2025 #MICF

A show I just have not been able to swing getting to and will sit at the top of my list of 2025 MICF Regrets. There’s always a couple.

Two quick last minute but very wholehearted #MICF recs: Rachel Fairburn 'Livid Doll' and Kiri Pritchard-McLean 'Peacock'. Both are on at The Greek until Sunday.

Well. Seems it's 30 years ago to the day that I turned up far too early (at doors) and did my very first open spot, at The Frog & Bucket on Newton St in Manchester, in front of, as it turned out, Caroline Aherne, Peter Hook, @geofflloyd.bsky.social and @davegorman.bsky.social. Might go have a drink.

Rare singulars: Cafeterium Confetto Pandum Okapus Chillo Bikinum Martino Spaghetto Zucchinum Pinus coladus

I keep hoping I'll wake up feeling better. But this pharangitis won't shift. I'm so sad watching the comedy festival slip away, not being able to go out.🙁

If you’re in Melbourne’s inner north and looking for something for your 8-12 year olds to do these holidays, 100 Story Building have a choose-your-own-adventure style zine workshop in Brunswick tomorrow! Details below, and I have some comps if you need ‘em. www.trybooking.com/events/landi...

Winner of the Deadly Funny Award for Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander comedy is Dhinawan Baker (Magandjin QLD) #MICF

While I was waiting in line for a show last night, I overheard someone say “is this for #MICF or has that not started yet?”, so here’s your reminder that it’s the FINAL WEEK of the fest and I’m doing THIS SHOW and you have FIVE MORE NIGHTS see it! www.artscentremelbourne.com.au/whats-on/202...

Nominees MICF Most Outstanding Show! Ahir Shah –Ends; Brett Blake –Little Turd; Flo & Joan -One Man Musical; Garry Starr -Classic Penguins; Greg Larsen -Geggy; Lou Wall -Breaking The Fifth Wall; Olga Koch -Comes From Money; Rahul Subramanian -Who Are You? and Scout Boxall –God's Favourite. Congrats!

Best Newcomer Nominees at #MICF are: Anisa Nandaula -You Can’t Say That, Ethan Cavanagh -Bond, Lost My Bond, Jessica Barton -Dirty Work, Kura Forrester –Here if you Need, Meg Jäger -Renaissance Woman, Rapha Manajem -The Salmon Was Good & Robyn Reynolds -What Doesn't Kill You. Congratulations!!!

trivia: you know how you'll see anthologies with titles like "A Treasury of…" the ancient Greek word for a treasury is 'thesauros' any encyclopaedia or dictionary was known as a 'thesaurus' in English until Peter Mark Roget published his eponymous volume of lexical taxonomy in 1852

Congratulations to the 2025 Golden Gibbo Nominees: Kate Dolan, @theandyballoch.bsky.social, Taylor Griffiths, Conor Lynch, Sugar Bits, and @charlewincomedy.bsky.social!!! The Golden Gibbos were named after the late Linda Gibson to recognise independent, local, adventurous shows.

I simply love to email and call corporate and insolvency experts once a week every week for six months!! I love not being paid $4,000 for work I've done!! I love to be told they're "looking into it"!!

Arseless review: www.melbourning.com.au/2025/04/14/r...

Here’s Alex ruining yet another classic for you. Good luck enjoying this song ever again