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Memento Vivere, Memento Mori. No DMs. NO LONGER SAYING SORRY TO AMERICANS. Multi tattooed & pierced survivor of drinking hose water, blistering hot metal slides, no parental supervision, never got a participation trophy. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️
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I love the way they Dexterfied the dressing room for the slaughter. www.facebook.com/share/r/1F1p...

We won so it's ours now.

Girl's Friday night out in Canada. -18 won't stop a good sledding night.

To my maritime friends, I have to recommend a local distillery. First Light Distillery is local to New Brunswick and family owned. Their Costal Cream Liquor is my new coffee additive. They also make Gin, Vodka, and Honeyberry Gin. #ShopLocal #BuyCanadian ##TariffWars #PresidentBoneSpurs #OhCanada

Bout sums it up.

Eat it and weep America globalnews.ca/news/1102295...

I've long been part of the military community from outside the fence, but the current political climate has sparked a pride in my country like nothing I've ever experienced. So I've finally taken the steps to apply for the reserve CAF. I think anyone who can, should. I love my country, do you?

Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.

Practicing my Spanish for next week. Pretty sure as long as I master this I can get by.

Still relevant. Still one of the most moving videos ever. #ThisIsAmerica #ChildishGambino youtu.be/VYOjWnS4cMY?...

An 11 year old child died by suicide in Texas because she was being bullied over the fact that her parents are immigrants. Another child told her, her parents would be deported & she would be left alone so she committed suicide. In the words of Childish Gambino #ThisIsAmerica Fucking heartbreaking

Duh..... McConnell won't even be alive in 2026. apnews.com/article/mitc...

Even my union discount plan is supporting the #BuyCanadian #BIPOC movement ❤️ So So So... Solidarity 💪💪💪

Ohhh @chapmans.ca please don't ever stop. Don't stop making this ice cream. Like ever. This is the best #CanadianMade Ice Cream in the world. A million times better than any Ben & Jerry's or Häagen Dazs. #BuyCanadian #IceCream #CanadianDairy ##TariffWars #PresidentBoneSpurs

Au Canada, tout le monde doit apprendre le français le plus tôt possible. Les Républicains ne s'en rendront jamais compte. On peut parler d'espionnage.

Ohhhh you known it is. I did say we were arming ourselves. What better way to do it than to join the CAF. I'm not allowed a C6 at home. Military can’t say if uptick in applications since Trump’s return connected to his threats, amid push to bolster recruitment www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Ohhhhhh looking #PresidentBoneSpurs is definitely making America great again.... www.benefitsandpensionsmonitor.com/news/industr...

This.

JD Vance owns AcreTrader, an app that lets wealthy—often foreign—investors buy up U.S. farmland. Guess who’s deliberately tanking farm economies so JD and his billionaire tech buddies can scoop it up for pennies. civileats.com/2024/09/18/j...

Today is just a live, laugh and go fuck yourself kinda day.

The more you know…💫 Pass. It. On.