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Me, looking upon ye works, not despairing

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Penis tier list: S: penis

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I think at the rate at which our balls are filling with plastic the average human will ejaculate their own warhammer minis by 2032. This will be a Disaster for the economy.

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The say Leaded water cannot kill the just, but yet, I persist posting. By sending universal basic serotonin directly to the severed brain stem attached to a car battery I call home.

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Your firmware is neoliberal brainrot in vrchat

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No one is called Æthelthryth or Belvin anymore We used to be a real planet with milk in our balls

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Foreskin secrets vol 2: You can pinch the hole and inflate your foreskin with piss to repel rivals and signal availability for mating

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Gender is a fuck why charlie hate

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you Dream of feudal techno-bio-governance, a return to kingship I dream of edible bionicles

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The horseshoe theory of my dick

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The rodent enlightenment vibecore of being an over-policed/under-governed psyop. A Post-ironic alpha male backed by skibidi and The soy wojak brainrot revival. Larping medievalism for guys who Mark zuckerberg dream's dirt techno-skepticism Pre-civilization retrograde mysticism.

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A review of the Ai welfare cyberpunk prophecy casino society: 3/5 Unfettered leadocracy

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We live under the tyranny of Political punishment fetishists. These redpilled gym-dirt Techno-cucks with healthy female role models as their sleep paralysis demons wake up in a cold sweat like happy women was Roko's basilisk

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Rightwingers are like doms who talk all day in the texts, but then get shy at game time. "I'm putting the nation first, baby" "oh yeah put it" "I'm going to, we gotta take care of our own" "okay, take care... lets do it" "we need to be more disciplined" "Yo jimmy, we fucking here or what"

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Impressive resume; having panic attacks.

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Say a slur, no one bats an eyelash Call someone saying slurs a fascist and some guy who hasn't read a book hands you a dictionary.

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Remember to never again vote for Gavin Newsom for anything unless it’s to be Governor of the Bottom of The Sea

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