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I order my Waffle House hashbrowns with the intensity of an EMS passing on critical patient vitals

Knitting in bed in an oversized tee and panties and I have never felt sexier

1 in every 100,000 Americans dies from having too fat of an ass 😔 RT to spread awareness of this devastating statistic 🙏💐🕊️💕

Firstly, I can only hope for Lego’s sake that the instructions say that the Balrog’s wings are optional. Secondly…. he pee.

TIL there was a Scottish National Antarctic Expedition and it produced this image

Feeling confident that I wasn't weird in a social interaction call that autimism.

ngl installing these two in the same night should put me on a list of at-risk gamers

I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit

The rats have chosen a new pope.

Sucks they never got to collab

Fucking disgusting things happening in my city.

Molly Ivins the Murderkitten and her book collection (she is not supposed to be on the shelf).

Until the room STINKS and the wallpaper is PEELING

Why, yes, I did buy beer based on can design again

thanks youtube

Is there anything worse than a humid public restroom

I want to know who at Ulta wants my mom to smack the shit out of me

Just sneezed while sitting on the toilet and anyone who has given birth is invited to celebrate with me.

If you love your library, listen up…

Mentally, I am dozing on a road trip with my mom with the Garden State soundtrack on repeat

I’ll be in my hidey hole

Things are shit right now but at least I have my lavender menace latte

Struggling to properly order Hemingway’s hierarchy of needs: drinking, screwing, and fishing.

Sabrina Carpenter in MK9

Catching up on this year’s spring baking championship and I’ve decided that if Andy has to have one hater in this world, it is me.

I love it when I stumble into a thread of journalist beef

I know I’m recovering from a funk when I forget I made my bed so I’m a bit shocked when I come into my room later

me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’

It’s a stormy night, this scarf is almost done, and I just took a chill gummy. Life can be beautiful.

Bugs Bunny has the entire Ice Planet Barbarians series for sure

Her: “Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.” Me: “Hasta lasagna.” This is how my toddler and I say goodnight and I truly hope we never stop.

Imagine rummaging as a job. Raccoons have it made.

Just thinking about John Carpenter Beetlejuice-ing his way around this bizarrely ornate morgue and imagining what the world could have been like if Body Bags had been picked up for a full series. youtu.be/FyLlOaWE3rM?...

My favorite thing in Bram Stoker’s Dracula has to be what a cuck Keanu is