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columbia university will change its name to Trump U., with a new motto: "don't fuck with donnie. maga forever, babies!"

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

shelves will be empty, but not from a supply-line problem; from a supply problem. there is no product to be delivered. people will get hungry-desperate - recipe for social insanity; not impossible that america could (in some places) descend into cannibalism for survival. zombie apocalypse, sort of

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

now elon feels the sting of donnie's reverse midas touch; all the gold he touches turns to lead.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

our real enemies are not each other. our real enemies are ignorance, greed, intolerance, xenophobic paranoia, and toxic selfishness.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

how to fix it - the presidential immunity decision must be reversed. citizens united decision must be reversed. taxes must rise for the fortunate, and come down for the less fortunate. wages must rise faster than prices.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

why didn't they arrest him in the hallway outside the courtroom? because it was all about the photo-op, the media meat. the cameras weren't there in the hallway. they waited for media & civilian smartphones to show up. this is not pursuit of justice. it is, quite deliberately, a media circus.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

how the (fill in your favorite expletive) did pam bondi ever get a law degree in the first place? was she doing a lot of extra credit work for her law professors?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

the absurdity boggles the mind if a subject liable to an incarceration sentence could be in any ethical way offloaded to any environment where the legal & ethical standards are ... "different" ... and not subject to the standards and accountability of the nation where the incarceration was enacted

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

hey chief scotus jr - here's a cute legal puzzle: suppose potus decides chief j is a threat to national security, and orders seal team six to disappear him to a black site in el salvador. does his immunity shield him from prosecution?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"no one gets out of here alive." i.e., this is a death camp. the abduction and rendition of over 200 individuals without even shadow of a pretense of due process is a crime against humanity. a crime against humanity. a crime against humanity.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

donnie's hanged minions dancing in the wind, such a sad sight to see, maybe a shock, not a surprise, strange fruit from the maga tree.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This: “The choice isn’t simply between open and closed borders, asylum and amnesty or disappearances and deportations. This picture of migration is one in which all nations, rich and poor, participate in a great network of human movement, linked by cultural, economic, historical and family ties…”

submitted 18 days ago • 71 comments

The absurd maniacal degree to which they’re villainizing Abrego Garcia represents the degree to which they know they can’t withstand judicial scrutiny and the fragility of their immoral and unethical exploitation of the rule of law and due process.

submitted 18 days ago • 74 comments

does john roberts realize yet that the monster he created is coming for him? now that the monster's been unleashed he doesn't need his creator anymore, especially when his creator tries to rein him in.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Vengeance of the AI era: Palo Alto crosswalks were hacked into this weekend to play various recordings of Zuck & Musk saying some sad & naughty things. 😅 #goodtrouble #Teslatakedown

submitted 22 days ago • 26 comments

the requirement to procure approved i.d. documents that you are entitled to, but are not in your possession, usually costs some trouble and money. (passport, real i.d., certified birth certificate). unless fees are waived - if only for this purpose - this essentially amounts to a poll tax.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

somebody should abduct donnie, drop him in a black site in canada or greenland or mexico, and then say, "whoops. sorry. it was a mistake, but it's out of our hands now."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

. what story will you tell your grandchildren assuming you (and they) live that long? will it be your truth? or just your excuse?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

john roberts is our dr. frankenstein. the immunity decision has unleashed his monster. music hath no charms for this monster ... but give him a beat and he can dance to it. (he wouldn't know good music if it bit him in the ass.)

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

there's no adults in the situation room anymore, and all the addled adolescents in control are all cruel, stupid, cowardly, &/or sadistic.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

doj lawyers to the judge: "that's not how we interpret the law, your honor." that's not the prerogative of defense or prosecution lawyers. THAT IS WHAT THE JUDGE IS FOR. if that was allowed, all attorneys would always "interpret" the law to their own clients' advantage. the absurdity is jawdropping.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

donnie doesn't pick up his cross to follow ... anybody. he puts down his cross, while he forces everyone else (including his own minions) to pick up a cross, & all of them heavier now from the weight of his machinations.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

corey booker - "love is the willingness to make personal sacrifices for somebody else's benefit."

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

the latest trump genius move: tinkerbell economics - clap if you believe in fairies. believe. believe. you gotta believe. and if the economy tanks its your fault because you didn't clap and believe enough.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

a germ for speculative religio-historical speculation/fantasia: (a la nikos' last 'temptation of christ' - in an amplified arc) premise: the father of jesus was human, but not joseph. what's the back-story?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

voluntary stupidity is terminal. when you're stupid (or ignorant) because you want to be stupid (or ignorant) you're going to die stupid (& ignorant).

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

rumor has it elon gained entry under guise of a student visa, spent one semester at stanford, and never went back. aren't you supposed to leave if you're on a student visa, but not going to school? distinct possibility that elon has been illegal alien for most of his residency here.

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submitted 29 days ago • 262 comments

helter skelter donnie; he might be a dancer, but he ain't no lover.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

No excuses!

submitted 30 days ago • 21 comments

Pls don’t repost this or Trump will expode his depends!!

submitted 30 days ago • 320 comments

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

submitted 29 days ago • 1112 comments

We the people are taking action to stop a hostile government takeover. On April 5, 5.2 million people across the country stood up to say HANDS OFF our democracy! Save the date for our next national day of action on April 19th. #50501movement #PeoplesMovement #FiftyFiftyOne #April5 #HandsOff

submitted 29 days ago • 406 comments

there is no honor among the krazy killer klown kabinet thieves: they already gnaw on each other's bones, and piss in each other's beer.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i think "taking the gloves off" is the wrong metaphor. ju jitsu is a better metaphor than boxing. use their own momentum to put them on the ground, but don't hurt them. they are, in the wider lens, neighbors, fellow citizens, fellow residents ...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

i just figured out what's wrong with national gnp ratings. we need a world gnp semi-auto included, so you can see relative relations at a glance. maybe a micro-rating of retail pricing as a minuscule ( - 10 to the minus whatever) % of the national&world gnp. call it "reality pricing."

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

it's like he pretends to know how to drive an 18-wheeler, but he keeps slamming it into the wrong gear, and he's going to keep doing it until the transmission falls out onto the highway. this is gonna screw with everybody's traffic.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

a sorcerer's apprentice begging inside that someone take the wand away from him; he can't stop unleashing the demon brooms - possessed, obsessed, distressed, caught in his curious thirst for power he never learned to control, and now the wand is waving the wizard ...

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

And the band played on…

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

. another dylan line that sums up donnie to a "t": "he knows there's no success like failure, and failure's no success at all."

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

elon is an AI. his "intelligence" is artifical.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

elon's got him by the balls. russo-oligarchy loan sharks got him by the balls. opusdei/heritage/federalist got him by the balls. but they all want to drag his balls in different directions. that's gotta hurt. sucks to be puppetking with multiple masters.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

elon owns donnie because he did steal the election for him. (you can see it in donnie's pre-poll comments about elon) all he has to do is admit it for donnie to be burnt toast. donnie's elon's bitch.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

i've had an insight, i think. terminal stupidity is not an unavoidable fate. it can be terminal, but that is a personal choice. "i can't see! i can't see! i can't see!" "why not?" "because i've got my eyes closed!"

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

why does maga think women are inherently unsuited for public office? their narrative suggests they are weak, emotional, prone to hysteria, i.e. "undependable." the judges ruling against maga, most of them are women. donnie doesn't like them because they have the balls to stand up to maga/donnie.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

it seems donnie has placed american warships armed with missiles to "take out" the cartels in mexico. he wants mexico to be his gaza strip, with cartels playing the role of hamas. maybe he'll build luxury resorts on the remains of their compounds.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment