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It's what I say every time I step on a scale... 🚫DMs 🚫MAGA 🚫Muskitos

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Trump kept telling that scorpion story while campaigning, and his voters didn't realize he was outright telling them what was coming

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

I think I figured it out: Step 1: Let campaign donors set up for-profit detention centers for rounded-up immigrants Step 2: Rent rounded-up immigrants back to farms, meat packers, and any other industry they were working at before 1/20 Step 3: PROFIT

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Truth: you can pretty much take any story about any of Trump's actions and just tack on "... but it won't lower the cost of eggs."

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

It's a Christmas miracle 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

The Mega Millions jackpot is currently >$1 billion. Win it and you also get your choice of cabinet positions

submitted 59 days ago • 2 comments