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zookeeper by day, translator by lunch break but I clearly still have too much free time
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trin1ty the tuck is doing a show in milan and I couldn't care less (to put it nicely) but I want to see all the support acts :(((

booth is questioning ai rn

every time my cat starts getting better something else happens πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ I don't even know

zoo owner said he will let me work with the quolls and they should be pregnant soon im sooooooo excited my children im about to be a grandma (wrote my thesis on them but also these ones are new and I've only met them twice but still my children) (video because im aware no one knows what quolls are)

the show I went to on saturday was kind of a celebration of italian music and it started with a "clap if you agree" thing. the first statement was "italy sucks". the crowd goes WILD.

lush manager texted me on sunday and said "you can come get your frog" so now I'm walking around the mall with a 1.8kg (4lbs) frog shaped shower jelly

she did not share my enthusiasm lmaoooo but she didn't say no,,,,

look at my child

got to the castle and there's a scorpion in the kitchen sink

it's my friends birthday tomorrow but what the fuck do you buy for someone who owns a castle

jordan fisher and pentatonix in this episode of bones... we reached modern times

need to lie so fiercely during this meeting to find interns because I need someone to clean the windows im not doing that all summer 🫢🏼

packing to avoid work working to avoid packing

birb

I will work too much but at least I will be away from my family and that makes it worth it

2025 goal is making drag show at the zoo happen. meeting the owner on tuesday and I will put the plan in motion lmao

someone in the imho discord asked me if "im the one from the videos" wow fame

i unfortunately am obsessed with all of this . this will be the only thing i will think about all week

I'm usually the youngest person at these gigs but I fear today I'm the oldest boooooo wtf

in a lush and overheard the girl next to me go "why do you show satanic gay porn to your mother?"

sometimes I think I am the problem but like... no

hungry but too sleepy to cook food.......

I don't think it's fair that I have to buy clothes for work with my own money

low-key need private accounts please πŸ₯Ί

not a bar in barcelona defending people doing blackface and saying the problem are the people who spoke out about it because they're... making a safe space not safe anymore 🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑🀑 this is so embarrassing

was about to start bothering my friends to go with me to a drag thing tomorrow and it got cancelled πŸ’†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’†πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

spent 1k to sign a piece of paper and it took us literally 12 minutes lol so many wrong career choices....

real x

i have to go to a notary with my mom and brother + all of my cousins and uncle and this is like the first time we've gone somewhere together in like 15 years I think