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Diehard wrestling fan since WrestleMania 2 (yeah, I'm an old man compared to most of the users here). Join me for loudmouth takes!
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Where is that Fed?! He was trying to fuck on me!

2020s Person: "Hey! It's an 1890s kid! I bet you'd die at your first taste of Dorito. I bet you'd faint at Mario Kart!" 1890s Kid: "I'm packing my picnic lunch with beer to eat while I watch the public execution."

Taz is the man. That is all ❤️

Hoping for a speedy recovery for the greatest wrestling commentator of all time. Wrestling just isn't the same without him.

So, what do you think kittens and puppies? Well, let me tell you something about Donald Trump!

Wanted, Irish rappers who have never heard the good Friday agreement.

It sucks that we never got this match.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the women who show their love and guidance to their lucky offspring!

RIP to a man who quite literally gave his body to professional wrestling.

Wow, it's crazy how much Mandy Rose looks like Tiffany Stratton!

Excuse me? Family Guy (from FOX) X AEW crossover?

youtu.be/32L774Gk3D0 Botchamania 511! The long-awaited Wrestlemania episode: Austin's ATV, Dom's mask, Booker T sleeping, Hardy messing up his own pin, Dom's driver, Orton's spermy snake entrance, Mortal Kombat references and everything else keeping wrestling wonderful.

But why?

Latest on @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social & his upcoming big broadcast of William Shatner in " #KingdomOfTheSpiders" (1977), this Sat., May 10 at 8 p.m. ET/7 p.m. CT! Enjoy, fellow wonderful friends/Super #Svengoolie SvenPals! silverscreenreflex.wordpress.com/2025/05/08/s...

youtu.be/vEm0oZQtYB0?... a rare behind the scenes look at the new pope!

fyi

energeticcity.ca/2025/05/07/o... gee, I wonder why people have no faith in elections.

Sportskeeda remembers the late great Owen Hart on his birthday.💐

In a world polluted by race, politics, and general shitheadedness, cleanse your palette with some pussycats.

I am grateful for the support of our Sven viewers for their Rondo votes. As I’ve said before, one of the main reasons I still do this is YOU! Thank you again!

The brewing India-Pakistan conflict begs the question who are collage students who know nothing about either one going to smugly protest?

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

I've hit my breaking point. I no longer care about anything in life anymore. I hope this goddamn world collapses. Fuck it all, and it's been a shit ride.

Happy birthday Barbie!

youtu.be/obr-bfLm4PU?... for all you diehard #StarWars fans out there

HI MAFFEW'S EYELID HERE TO INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLLING TO LET YOU KNOW I'M AT 65% STRENGTH ALSO ANTIBIOTICS MAKE YOU SHIT REALLY HARD, MY GOD IN HEAVEN

Well the Canadian election is over and Canada proves that it is the dumbest country in the world. Enjoy the next few years of more of the same you morons. #CanadianElection

John Cena is like the Jordan Peterson of professional wrestling. #WWE #Raw #Smackdown

@jagmeetsingh.ca get your boy in line and tell him he can't block one of his constituents for pointing out his failing riding.

Simple. You go down crybaby Boulevard, go left on professional victim street, then it's straight when you get to tds and cry harder.

Lorde, shown here working on her new single.

This is Chachamaru. After much contemplation, he has decided that yes, you may have this dance. 13/10 (TW: chachamaru_pug)

Everyone send this to Jim Cornette and Brian last.

RIP mongo.

Remember The Breakker

If David Cassidy is out how about the next best thing, Slayer?

Triple H and a floating WWE Championship.

oh no, steve austin killed wilson

POV: you’re a corpse in a Japanese forest

That lady in the front talking to Nick and Steve Austin like: #wrestlemania #wrestlesky

I know what you're all thinking, and don't worry. He was pronounced dead of internal bleeding. #WrestleMania

Randy Orton looks like if Cotton Hill was tall and shredded

Eddie would be so proud. #WrestleMania

"I don't bury talent, IAM talent! I bury mediocrity!" John Cena defeats Cody and retires as champion, leading to a tournament for the belt. This sets up a Cody heel turn when he wins it back and tells the crowd that Cena was right about the fans being toxic #wrestlemania