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Watching St. Denis Medical, and it immediately confirmed my theory that NBC only knows how to make two types of shows, it’s either going to be “Law and Order” or “The Office.”

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thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

submitted 4 days ago • 102 comments

A friend of mine died on Monday. I found out on Tuesday. Today I called his mother and learned the full details. I am not doing well.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The 90’s Spider-Man cartoon might be the most adhd paced show that’s ever been

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

There is no law stopping me from dressing like a pirate every day. And frankly even if there was, so what.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever want to cheer yourself up, just remember the fifth rawest moment in comics, in which someone got cooked.

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

Gonna tack this one up on the fridge for These Troubling Times.

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

This is disgusting

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

This picture on the Wikipedia page for dinosaurs fills me with glee

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.

submitted 57 days ago • 75 comments

I’m not saying you should never change Spider-Man’s costume, I’m just saying you should maybe think about how it’s the best superhero costume ever designed for a little bit before you make your decision to make him look worse.

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

Nosferatu was incredibly disappointing. I really should learn not to ever get too hyped for things.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Watching a macho man documentary is like Hulk Hogan: “now obviously Randy never meant to upstage me” Ricky Steamboat: “Randy had the whole thing written out, his main goal was to upstage Hulk Hogan”

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I’m really good at learning the first 10 notes of a song on keyboard and then nothing else.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I will now forever associate Godzilla with Kissinger’s death

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

Godzilla Minus One was not the movie I expected or hoped for, but I enjoyed it.

submitted 468 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if I have the attention span for Metal Gear games anymore.

submitted 488 days ago • 0 comments

Got to run D&D at a local game store last night, very validating to get confirmation that, yes, I am a fantastic Dungeon Master.

submitted 489 days ago • 0 comments

short story idea: a vampire slips a clause into the terms and conditions of the newest phone update saying the user invites any vampire into their home

submitted 493 days ago • 0 comments

I was supposed to go to a bar tonight to talk to a bunch of strangers about John Carpenter’s The Thing, but it was too scary. The bar, I mean. The film rules.

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments