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Still the tangled necklace of the jewelry box. Surviving cancer, lupus, and heart failure. Lover of animals and hater of red hats. My dog says hi. 💜 Venmo: @SSparkles My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbftkcrnaxqgxbpl3bgct4gf/feed/aaadmle5ohqyu
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I'm very disappointed to learn that the 'skeets' I've been hearing about, have nothing to do with Skeet Ulrich.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Elon in shades and twirling a chainsaw while yelping like he's at WWE.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

If you see an ICE Raid going on please post about it, if you don't feel comfortable posting about it please DM me and I will post about it

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

*twirls oxygen tubing* Hey there, big boy. Come here often?

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

So we're 100% entirely sure this isn't Hell?

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

All I'm saying is it's been a long time since the People overthrew the government...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

tried to do the heart shape with my fingers and long story short i’m in a gang now

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

"Not all superheroes wear capes", I say as I put a quarter in this person's expired parking meter

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

submitted 4 days ago • 63 comments

So far the only things I am able to speak into existence are jury duty and a hostile government takeover so that is not great

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

Maga is less a political ideal and more a shared personality disorder they all have. This is a fact, thank you for coming to my Rachel Rant.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Definitely take the time to call your local, state, and federal representatives and just fucking bitch. Demand to know what they are doing with their time and our money, hold them accountable if you don't like their vote. You can email or call and do it weekly at least.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Just checking in to make sure everything is still awful

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

You are the Lennon to my McCartney and by that I mean you are dead to me

submitted 100 days ago • 11 comments

Welcome to the resistance, Google.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 46 comments

Elon thinking he's cool now is one of the greatest travesties of this century.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Hey I don't follow you or interact with you but I'm going to need you to deeply elaborate on this shitpost that you made or I am going to read it in the worst possible faith.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

i'll be okay just let me catastrophize this first

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Go Canada, eh! 🇨🇦🏒 (Please let me in)

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

submitted 6 days ago • 2876 comments

Welcome to the resistance, Google.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I am heavily armed with sarcasm the likes of which could kill a man if applied properly

submitted 15 days ago • 21 comments

I'm only staying on Twitter because there is a Russian girl who loves me there and as soon as I pay for her mother operation ,she will come marry me

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

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Don’t get your feelings hurt by men who smell like Icy Thunder

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

What’s up with men’s deodorant section having this kind of variety lol wtf

submitted 15 days ago • 83 comments

I wear my heart on my sleeve like it's a fashion statement. The statement being that I'm an idiot.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Be a pal and bring me a bouquet of pizza and cookies.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Everything is terrible.... at least RAIN IS PREDICTED FOR LA THIS WEEKEND. Yay! Rain! ☔

submitted 32 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

whaddya say we get outta here so i can put a heating pad on my lower back? 🫦

submitted 32 days ago • 21 comments

Of all the pricks, sanctimonious is probably my least favorite

submitted 32 days ago • 12 comments

So cops will enter schools to look for undocumented immigrants, but not to confront a school shooter? Did I get that right?

submitted 32 days ago • 36 comments

Wow as a woman in combat arms I have to say I am officially pretty anxious now watching this crazy train barreling towards us

submitted 31 days ago • 14 comments