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The 7 stages of adult life

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]

The evil bald billionaire is good actually and Bond must crush a terrorist organisation called U.N.I.O.N

Let me take this format for a spin

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

I'm no scholar of history, but I paid attention in college and can tell you this man will be fortunate to die in a prison cell

Riot games: we're gonna financially fuck you with every decision we make and we will justify it by saying we provide a luxury product Also riot games: pressing the play again button causing the client to time out is good actually and we are a very serious company

My god, Dwayne might actually have to do something different!

Executive orders have become rather meaningless at this point, havent they?

I am begging people to stop believing that a deranged stupid narcissist who is allowed to get away with every ridiculous stupid thing he says is also somehow playing 4D chess with us all.

I keep coming back to this. I am certain the voices are AI generated. Which then begs the question who is acting this out? Also, i believe wholeheartedly that Zuckerburg was the scriptwriter.

This looks like its set in the Food Fight Cinematic Universe

44% of britons think theyre not on the continent that they are on

Measles and polio right now after RFK Jr. was confirmed by the senate.

Did Jim Ratcliffe write this?

Elon's kids hate him so much that they rebel against his toxic ideology before they even know what ideology is

Lewis is correct of course, but how embarrassing would it be for all of us if Musk became our god emperor? Just cringing in the salt mines as the intercom plays him laughing at his own 2/10 joke.

Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight

‘This guy is going to destroy civilization as we know it, and the earth, and all because of these people who don't have any idea why they're alive.’ - Michael Shannon in 2016 predicting the hell we’re in now www.rogerebert.com/interviews/y...

People who fancy themselves kind and progressive would rather mock the persecuted who refuse to engage with a broken system than question why the system is broken at all.

Labour dropped plan to ban foreign political donations after intervention from Waheed Alli, the Labour peer who paid for Keir Starmer’s clothes and glasses - big story from book by @Gabriel_Pogrund @patrickkmaguire www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Boris Johnson with a comb

So, Mexico has agreed to do what it is already doing? www.reuters.com/article/worl...

Lol lmao

So now we have it. Rachel Reeves's claim that a third runway at Heathrow Airport would boost economic growth comes from a report commissioned by .... Heathrow Airport. Instead of acting in the national interest, she's channelling corporate lobbyists. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Precisely what a former lead writer on Fallout: New Vegas rejoining Obsidian as creative writer who is definitely making Fallout New Vegas 2 would say

Based off the comments, BlueSky is still far behind Twitter in recognising Adrian Chiles as the greatest opinion writer of this generation

I have lost all faith in zips | Adrian Chiles

Keir Starmer previously congratulated climate campaigners after Heathrow expansion was ruled illegal, saying "there is no more important challenge than the climate emergency" Now his government says expansion is "badly needed"

NEW: Moments after the Chancellor finishes her speech London Mayor Sadiq Khan reaffirms his opposition to Heathrow expansion. “I’m simply not convinced that you can have hundreds of thousands of additional flights at Heathrow every year without a hugely damaging impact on our environment

Me: Rachel you cant just keep building runways Reeves: growth Me: please Rachel, why not invest in more green infrastructure? Why not tax the billionaires more effectively? Reeves: growth Me: Rachel why are you paving my house down for another bypass when one is just over there? Reeves: growth

Chancellor says the government is still committed to reducing net migration, just after announcing a third runway at Heathrow, hundreds of thousands of new homes, new rail lines and new towns between Oxford and Cambridge. Some *might* argue those two things are not compatible.

Rachel Reeves with all the fiscal imagination of a lobotomised lobster in boiling water

Sometimes i have an intrusive thought that puts me in an imaginary situation where im sat at a dinner table with people this consistently wrong

How i arrived on BlueSky

I think it would have been better for Labour's optics if they just lost the 2024 election

You can really hear the last one. Its like he's there

Reeves Spokesperson: "Over the coming weeks and months, the Chancellor will leave no stone unturned in her determination to deliver economic growth and fight for working people." Reality 👇🏻. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...