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stadk.bsky.social
just killing time on this bullshit website till they let me go back to traumatizing children in the woods
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submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think all these weird little aliens know I'm tripping balls right now

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

getting fired from the severed floor cause i keep trying to smuggle out the banger tweets i think of when im bored at work so my outie can post them

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

the way dot smiles right into the camera when he says "Hey Drake"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Severance is a show about how it’s cool to have work buddies

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

if i was in a "succession" type situation i would simply remind my siblings that family is all we have

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

bros really named chuck and they're letting him do all that 😭 "hey im named 'shoulder beef' let me be the democratic caucus leader"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

finally off work time to relax by standing completely still for 13 hours and staring at the ink blots on my wall until i understand how to become a new sort of god or other deity that is all-powerful but also just a chill guy you'd wanna have a beer with

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

No actually John Shedletsky, who is known for being the Creative Director at Roblox from 2006-2014 and being an early brand influencer for the game, makes a great point. This type of work experience is the perfect resume for running a nation! What more could people ever want from their leaders?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i can excuse genocide, but i draw the line at vacating your civic duty to vote in the presidential election

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

fuck i agreed the trolls under the bridge could have my newborn son if they could guess his name on the first try cause i thought there was no chance but they took one look at him and immediately said "newt leroy gingrich" how will i ever explain this to my wife

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

[people who are me] must take action to [do thing that i'm visibly not doing] is just so undeniably good it's crazy they're writing absolutely s-tier new meme formats to make it easier to dunk on them instead of doing their jobs

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

if I have one purpose in life it is to kill the moon 😡 fuck you man nobody asked you to control the tides you piece of shit I'm gonna put a knife in your face

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Hey IRS scammers just a heads up political analyst Laura Barrón-López believes anyone is a government official as long as they just say they are. You should DEFINITELY be hitting her line she's got that CNN money she's good for it 👍

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments