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when donald fagan sang about tact, poise and reason, i like to assume he was talking about butthole skeets

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👊🏳️‍🌈💥

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Let me save you 2:13 - they don’t say “puttin’ on the ritz” even once.

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Cake’s 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 is my favorite song about being too lazy to get off the couch and go all the way to the kitchen for a drink.

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I don't know if there is a more appropriate goodbye to Loretta Swit, than her last scene in MASH in the series finale. Loretta won two Emmy's for her role as Major Houlihan.

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I would pay handsomely for Manningcast, but for hockey. Please get Jack Edwards the fuck off my television forever. #windbag #nhl

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Watermelon kidney stone holy shit

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My Irish friend, the biologist. You know, my homie O’Stasis?

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I can totally trust these two with a coupla pounds of chopped bacon right?

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i am a grown adult man and i do not laugh everytime i open the spice cabinet and read cumin

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Green Day (feat. Kermit) Notorious P.I.G. Rizzo

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“The Orioles fired Brandon Hyde.”

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