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People will skip the wedding service but attend the reception while people will attend a funeral but skip the reception.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I have to hold off saying/mentioning something to the girlfriend because she's in a 'mood.' As it turns out, I never say or mention anything.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The older I get the more things I have to forget.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a people pleaser in that I wish people would please go away.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Alexa, shake your little tush on the catwalk.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

People who don't believe anything unless they see it with their own eyes and then go out Sasquatch hunting.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Collectable pennies for sale, .02 each.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

You should jot your thoughts down and then post them somewhere where everybody can see them.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Girlfriend says I can't be told secrets yet ironically she can't be told ANYTHING.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I gave my blind friend a book and a CD to my deaf friend.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Most of our lives are spent looking forward to happy times, I'm at the age where I'm on the cusp of looking back at the happy times.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You look like you stand on the left side of an escalator

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

A scary movie where half the country is stupid but it's a documentary.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Not a day goes by where I literally don't hear the word literally misused a dozen times.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

It’s hard making jokes on the internet what with the constant level of general horror

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

I can do without your steady beep beep beep of impatience, microwave.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

While the girlfriend may not be familiar with the term nitpicking, I'm very familiar with the results.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

People rarely measure things by spittin' distance these days.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

One day I'll figure out something she doesn't complain about but until then...

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

During the day I clean pools and at night deliver pizza; I'm exhausted fucking.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Dress shoes are usually uncomfortable so here's some flimsy-ass dress socks.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Checking my YouTube subscriptions first thing each day feels like a miniature Christmas morning.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Why get an AI to tell me everything to do when I have a girlfriend?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re visiting the rodent exhibit, we don’t have a rodent exhibit. You should probably run.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

the first thing to do during a bear attack is to blow raspberries in it’s tummy, cause omg it’s so cute and fuzzy and that’s a good last memory to have

submitted 42 days ago • 16 comments

Whether it’s OJ Simpson or Anita Bryant, 2024 was a tough year for the orange juice adjacent

submitted 44 days ago • 20 comments

Her self-reflection is so non-existent she might be a vampire.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

GF: You forgot to throw my washcloth in the wash! And that was how the end of the world started...

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I bet when she smothers me, she uses that decorative throw pillow I told her we didn’t need.

submitted 50 days ago • 9 comments