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Can someone remind me, do markets like chaos and unpredictability? I cannot remember

Jojo sends chill vibes

@dansavage.bsky.social hi Dan! Going to Hump tonight, will you be selling shots like you did at a previous show? Trying to figure out if I should bring cash!

SAY DRAKE

I love when I first wake up and my shit is too fucked up for FaceID to accept me

I wake up to this, Jojo demanding a walk with quiet indignation

No film has been begging for a reboot longer than Hackers (1995). You could even bring in Jolie and Miller in supporting roles!

i’m going to become the joker

anal?

it is unlikely that any dog who witnessed 9/11 is alive today. a sobering thought.

Question. Do all murders receive a nationwide manhunt utilizing hundreds of FBI agents, or is this only for the mega rich?

Jojo silently demands walks and eats

Behold

Am I the only one that screams AHHHH whenever their dog yawns?

Finally, I am cool

Finally deleted the app that shall be named. My tolerance for nazi shit was exceeded.

Ugh Kenya sucks

Trump’s chances against a DC jury are the same as mine against a jury of 12 Kanyes

Today I am reminded that the Seattle Dog is a crime against god

Is this real? If so, why?

Today we are all submarine

Is this the app to use if I don’t want my feed inundated with RFK Jr vaccine conspiracy porn?

Look at these dogs

Finally, I am cool