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I write software and comedy, sometimes at the same time. Knicks | Yankees | Bluebirds (iykyk)
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I was about to be livid with KAT, then realized it was a genius play. Guess his bball iq is higher than mine. 😂 LFGNYK #knicks

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Elon Musk laughing at the federal workers he fired. You can’t make this up.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

submitted 66 days ago • 3169 comments

What a win!!!! #knicks #lfgnyk

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

As bad as we’re playing, I’m amazed we’re only down 10. #knicks

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

MITCH!!!

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submitted 67 days ago • 1503 comments

Thanks Knicks, for encouraging me to go to the gym today. Good looking out 👍

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Starting to feel like Groundhog Day when the Knicks play these top teams. Time to try the ole’ toaster in the bathtub.

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like OG was out because he was mad at Keith Lee dissing baked potatoes with tuna and beans 🇬🇧 #knicks

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

They want us to go back to a time when attention seeking was a character flaw instead of an occupation #RIPTikTok

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I expected more from the Led Zeppelin confirmation hearings

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no. JB 😱 #Knicks

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

If you categorically would not fuck up a Little League umpire, do you even love your kid?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

My biggest concern about going vegetarian is how can you have any pudding?

submitted 116 days ago • 345 comments

I thought Bryant Park was a Korean dude, who let everybody use his WiFi.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to the game on the radio tonight, and I’ve got to ask, why isn’t Monica McNutt always the back up for Clyde? She’s so much better than Alan Hahn. #Knicks

submitted 119 days ago • 3 comments

Polar Vortex 🤘🏼

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Yay - gentrification for cars

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First time I’ve ever seen that DRose logo. Straight up 🔥 #Knicks #DRose

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

My kid just said “Landry Shamet looks like he’s homeless” 😂 #Knicks

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Two things better than a fried chicken sandwich: 1. Fried chicken, not in a sandwich 2. Every other kind of sandwich

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

KAT competing for the Heisman with that outlet pass! #knicks #knickssky

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

♫ and she’s watching him with those fries

submitted 125 days ago • 26 comments

No cover, but a two dream minimum.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t wait for recycling day to take out your Christmas tree, it has to fight all the other trees in the alley.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

It’s giving male pattern boredness

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